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So I was trying to decide what drink I wanted to drink tonight and boom it hit me. hahahah. I found the drink for loser dick boys. The drink that will make shrimp dicks envious. Cause really this is the only way u will get near a pussy. hahahah
Canadian Pussy. I mean even the name is so perfect.

1oz Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey

1 oz Peach Schnapps

1 oz Orange Juice.

Mix all together in a shaker with ice and por into shot glasses and serve.

See is a quick drink for shrimp dicks cause really what will you do with a tall drink. One sip an ur exploding anyways that close to a pussy. And don’t worry this isn’t just for shrimp dick it goes for limp dick wonders too. Well any loser boy that knows their dick wont be finding a pussy tonight. hahaha.

How many of you thought I was actually going to like hand over helpful tips on getting some hot canadian pussy? OMG you guys are even bigger losers than I thought.

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