SPH phone sex with Bree

sph phone sex

So the other day, I was playing around on my phone, right? Actually, I was waiting for my friend to come over so that we could go out, but she’d texted me a few minutes earlier to tell me that she was running late or whatever. So I was basically just killing time until she got there.

Anyway, I ended up fucking around on one of those apps where you get hooked up to talk to random people. It wasn’t something I’d choose to do in my free time, but I guess it was fine for when I didn’t have anything better to do, like SPH phone sex with you guys.

So this one dude I was talking to kept telling me how big his dick was, blah, blah, blah, the whole spiel that losers always do. And I was like, “Yeah, yeah, ok, whatever.” He must’ve got kind of offended at that or some shit cuz he was all, “Here, lemme show you.” Insert massive *eyeroll* like I really wanna see a dick pic.

This dumb ass sent me a dick pic, and omg, it was fucking tiny!!! Wtf did he think he had to be proud of there with that useless pinky finger looking thing?

I probably should’ve told him to call me for SPH phone sex like all you other losers, but I didn’t. I just HAD to say something, though. Like, really, dude? This conversation is OVER!

And that’s the story of how some random dude on some random hookup app got introduced to SPH by your favorite bratty Princess and the last fucking time I go on one of those hook up apps. Cause lets face it if I wanna deal with small dick losers I will just do some SPH phone sex calls. Seriously! Like I wanna look at that shit. *waves my size princess flag high*

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