Bree Loves Humiliating Phone Sex Losers

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Hey phone sex losers! Ya your favorite bratty princess found her way back to  her blog what can I say between fucking you over on the phone and well just having fun off the phone my blog time rather sucks. I fully admit it and well get over it.

I was on the phone with Wally the dude that loves to be all OMG Princess you deserve my paycheck. I will do what ever you want. That guy! Well we were talking about phone sex losers mainly how he fit the list of losers but there was also this discussion on real life losers.

You know those losers that I love to tease to the point of getting them rock hard and giving them the ultimate in blue balls cause well it makes me happy. My happiness is the most important thing in the world right? Duh YES!

There was this one friend and well he still is a friend  cause well I like torturing him with what he cant have. Plus he is good for a laugh. Girl needs one of those twits in her life.

My friend spent quite a bit of money on me at the bar and I was all fuck  ya bring it on! He thought he was gonna get in my panties. OH SHIT NO!

Just cause you spend your pay cheque on me doesnt mean you will be getting in my panties. I choose who gets in there. Trust me this fucker doesnt qualify as princess pussy worthy. He couldnt get a leaky tap wet!

So afterwards we were hanging out at his place and I was all well your my entertainment lets see how far I can push you. AKA how blue can I get this fuckers balls. haha.

He was all grinding and dry humping my hip begging for my pussy. Which you phone sex losers all know I wont give up at just any fucker. You have to be fucking awesome to get my pussy. The grinding only proved he was not worthy of such an amazing pussy cause he lacked the inches to impress. Haha

It was super fun to watch him thinking he was gonna get somewhere. That all those drinks he bought me were to “loosen me up” Sorry there isnt enough drinks to get me ready for THAT.

Did enjoy giving him massive blue balls though. How about you? In need of being humiliated and denied by a hot bratty princess? Oh you so are give me a call.

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Princess Bree Gives Cum Eating Phone Sex Instructions

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So often I hear Bree your such a brat like they expect that to come as a huge surprise! Umm Thanks that’s exactly what I am going for. Why hide the fact that I am a brat. Honestly, your gonna figure it out pretty fucking quick once I open my mouth and your left drooling for more. Even notice more when your listening to me dish out some cum eating phone sex instructions. Like really that will have you going OMG she is fucking vicious! As I deny you that orgasm and have you licking your lips for that precum. Ha!

Ya I totally love it!

See I am not gonna change being a bratty fucking princess one bit. Why bother when I have so much fun. You guys are so eager to impress me while your jerking off your cocks to my instructions. Asking does this impress you Princess? Like I give a shit. Are you close to cumming? Awesome lets ruin that shall we?

Oh oops that was a bit of a detail I shouldnt of gave away. Yes I will ruin your orgasm and leave you with blue balls hahaha. Its the best and as much as your whispering under your breath what a bratty fucking bitch I am your loving it too. Swear its my lovely giggle that makes you wanna keep on doing what I want over n over again.

Dont worry I know your eager to eat up that cum. Like your licking your lips. Near smacking them in my ear as a reminder thats why your here. Haha. I havent forgotten one bit. Totally teasing you with that fact you wanna swan dive your tongue into a fist full of sticky sperm.

I will get to it when my brattty self is ready. For now you can call and we can work those balls into a jizz tornado with my joi.

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Creampie Phone Sex Fantasies with Bree

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So in the days leading up to Glory Hole Mark big move. Hell it could be one state over but really when we are talking about the ability to suck cock freely again its a massive move. Dont give a shit who you are. Well we were having a little chat and he was all giddy with OMG OMG OMG I cant wait to get some dick in my mouth. Ok maybe it wasnt quite like that but really in my Princess head I had him skipping and dancing around his place haha. No lie!

The party all ended when Glory Hole Mark told me he was bummed out cause he hasnt been able to hook up with this girl. Cause I was thinking they work some crazy schedule but NOPE! This girl has a boyfriend. I know total dog right? But Glory Hole Mark isnt into fucking her, well maybe he is but he is after a sweet cream pie. Oh ya they cant time it right for her to get fucked and then the boyfriend leave so Glory Hole Mark dive in between those sweaty legs and eat out her dirty cream filled pussy.

Well fuck me looks like we need to move on to some creampie phone sex there Mark! Cause thats some sick ass fantasy and I LOVE it!

Course as we are talking Glory Hole is saying he wants a couple to have fun with and well me I am all OH ya a couple would be awesome so then you can have more creampies to eat. I was thinking a few attached girls to play with and well he was thinking a man and woman to watch fuck and he can get a freshly fucked pussy. My bad.

Really both sound pretty awesome and I guess that makes me a bigger freak than I thought. Which one would you like? Cause I think both would be awesome to talk about in a creampie phone sex call. Hah!

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Wallet Fucking Phone Sex with Princess Bree

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Anything for you Princess!

Yup that is like my favorite thing to hear. Followed by “Whatever will make you happy, Princess.” Racking up your credit card with presents makes me happy. Knowing that card is reaching the limit cause its filled with things for your Princess. My Paycheck getting fatter while your wallet is getting thinner. Yup makes me happy.

Oh ya you know who this fucking blog is about the one and only WALLY! Having his wallet drained by yours truly. Honestly it has been way too long since he had called so that meant the wallet was extra fat for me.

Sure he has a girlfriend and all but really lets face it that girlfriend will not be able to work that wallet over quite like me. She cant sweet talk him like I can. Promising him all sorts of things then denying him it as a special phone sex princess can.

I mean his girlfriend can try but in the end she will fucking pay up with spreading her legs. YUCK! Wally knows my legs wont open for him. Well they do as I slide on a pair of hot panties to cover up my pussy. Haha! Access denied Wally Boy!

So go on have your girlfriend but I know your wallet really belongs to me.

Your wallet begs to be drained by me.

After all you get so fucking hard seeing those wallet draining charges on your credit card statement. Its like my gift to you. Wow isnt that thoughtful of me. A gift that gives long after we talk.

Oh Wally you probably already jerked off to those last wallet fucking phone sex charges so best work on getting another business trip soon. My paycheck could do with some Wally time.

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SPH with Bratty Fucking Phone Sex Princess Bree

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So the other day this guy asked me if I would date someone who had a small cock? WTF why do you even ask such a stupid ass fucking question. Well here is the deal unlike the last fucking 50 girls who you asked who all were too worried about hurting your feelings, I aint. This bratty fucking phone sex princess maybe Canadian and from the land of the all mighty sorry but let me fucking tell you when it comes to a dude with a small fucking dick I am not gonna let you go around thinking the motion of the ocean is gonna get a girl off. That all ya need is a good tip.

BULL SHIT!

Girls want to get FUCKED man! A fucking hard pounding if you cant offer up a decent cock then what the fuck are you good for? NADA best slap your tiny dick in some panties and start learning to suck some cock. Oh fuck ya I said it bitch. This bratty fucking phone sex princess just called you out for not being a man.

So really its a good thing you came here to find out how to be a sissy bitch or least a cuckold who can fluff some serious big cock for your girlfriend cause it aint fair to let her suffer with that ummm thingy between your legs.

I know I would be off fucking other guys with some big ass cocks hahaha but hey thats just my personal opinion you can keep hunting around for a girl that wont humiliate men for having a small dick. I know there are lots of those around that will coddle your lame ass. Oh shit did you just hear that my eyes just hit the back of my head from that massive eyeroll!

So grab your panties and call me already before you small cock goes limp and you cant find it again!

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Phone Sex Princess Bree Humiliates a Wanna Be Cum Piggy

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So in typical phone sex Princess style I have been busy enjoying the fucking awesome weather on the west coast. Ya you think that Canada means its the land of ice and snow and well brrr. Fucking far from the truth its been sun, sand and bikinis. Ok so the bikinis are a bit far off but not that much. hahah.

When my ass aint soaking up the sun its around for your fucked up losers kinky, taboo sexual fantasies. Dude like OMG the shit that goes through your minds to get your dicks hard. FUCK!

Well most of you know cause I blog about ya! Why should I be the only one to giggle over the humiliating shit that happens on the phone. Nah! Like take all the blogs about taboo brian he is one fucked up cum hungry dude.

Why bring him up well cause he called of course! That little wanna be cum piggy called me last night cause his boring vanilla wife was sound asleep and he needed to whack one off since should wouldnt spread her legs. Wonder what she would think if she knew the sick filthy things he thought about to get his dick hard? Haaaaaa!

Well Taboo Brian was a totally fucking jerk off last night wandering around a camping site twiddling his cock here and there trying to thinking totally taboo things. HINTING about what he would like to do cause he didnt wanna speak too loud and alter the people in tents that they had a full on cum craving creep wandering around.

Yup dont fear the wild life! Ya got to fear the dude in slot 10 who will jump out and suck your dick. The whole time Bree dont make me do anything stupid I gotta stay normal. Dont make me a cum piggy. Hah like I am his kyrptonite. Dont worry Taboo Brian your phone sex princess’ got your back lets go spew some cum on the side of your camper right underneath where your pathetic wife is sleeping.

OH and Taboo Brian is traveling to the OC so this wanna be cum piggy will be on the hunt for some dick. He is wanting a train to fill him with sticky jizz. Cant remember the dates but those in the area get your dicks ready a very deprived slut is on its way.

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Humiliating A Phone Sex Loser

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Guess who was traveling for work? Well like you need to guess this phone sex loser was all over my twitter last night haha TABOO fucking BRIAN! Hell ya love it when he comes out to play. Would be better if he wasnt held up in buttfuck Georgia. Actually let me correct myself it no buttfuck Georgia. Seriously is there no cock sucking going on in that fucking state???

Like Taboo Brian was searching CL for some horny dude to come over and violate his drunken mouth hell even his virgin like ass and there were no ads posted since like beginning of February or something like that. WTF???

Here is a dude away for a few days from the old ball n chain and can totally tap into his taboo cock sucking desires and he is on the phone with ME! Well talking to me aint that bad part the bad part is there aint no fucking dick in his mouth and this phone sex princess isnt listening to some cock slurping. Thats the fucking shame!

Where do you Georgia fucks go to get nasty? There wasnt even a sex store there!!!!!! Can you believe it! Ok maybe if you live down there you might but I was all OMG OMG OMG you need to leave now cause you are about to be abducted by aliens or something. How does a town not have a sex store how do you people get your vibrators and dildos?

Anyway off my princess soap box of the lack of perversion in Georgia. Taboo Brian switched to a different online place and well there were some ads still iffy but once he placed an ad *cue angel music* there were responses. Like there are guys in need of their dicks to be sucked. He was getting hit off the fucking chart. So much he fucking hung up on me to go get dick hahaha.

I was rather insulted but he was like Bree dick on the other line got to go *click*

It had been years since he had real dick in his mouth vs just some lets talk about when you did cock sucking phone sex fantasy shit. Hey I love phone sex like duh! But when a dick worship whore has the chance to slap them lips on a throbbing cock I so know where he is going… To the real thing.

Mind you Taboo Brian is there till Thursday I think you best being calling your favorite phone sex princess with an update on your whoring ways. Wanna know how many dicks came in your Days Inn room last night? Did you get any complaints for being too loud? Oh the questions haha cause I am nosy like that.

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Taboo Phone Sex Stories

Oh my GAWD! I told my girlfriend what like a month ago about that I do  phone sex and she is pestering me about what did I talk about last. Have there been any good calls. Did you talk to Taboo Brian or Glory Hole Mark.

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Seriously? This is why I dont tell people what I do cause they become annoying ass bitches. Ya I dont care if she really reads this cause I am sure she is googling away to find my taboo phone sex blog.

Sure you going but Bree ask her about her kinky sex stuff. I did! The most I got out of her was she wore panties for a few days for a boyfriend. Ok if this is your idea of getting all fucking kinky an dirty then we really need to have a discussion. Sure that is nasty but come on. Dirty panties?

What the hell was your boyfriend doing with them that is what I wanna know what he fucking your stinky pussy while he sniffed your panties?

Like you werent wondering yourself.

Anyways I ask her questions then she fucking flips the convo and I end up on some weird twisted The View. Haha actually that might make that show worth watching if they talked about kinky fetishes. My issue is I do fucking love talking about the taboo phone sex topics so she knows if she can get me talking she can start to ask me anything.

I just wanna know what the hell she does in the way of kinky taboo shit. Maybe she is hoping to learn a few things off me. I will get to the bottom of this. One way or the other.

Till then you guys will just have to keep phoning so I have lots of taboo phone sex stories to give her hahaha. Well dont think I am gonna go around making things up for her do you? I think fucking not.

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Perverted Phone Sex with Bree

There is this girl that I have been hanging out with for a bit and well she never fully knew what I did for “work” lets say. She was wondering how I could live in a cool apartment in the city asking if my dad was paying the bills. Ha fucking wish. Daddy cut me off ages ago. Now I am lucky to get a few hundred from him every other week.

Suppose letting her go through my closet was a mistake cause she was seeing all the clothes from my last shopping spree at VS when I was in Vancouver the other week. Thanks J! Not to mention my amazing collection of high end purses. Ya no walmart or winners for this perverted phone sex princess.

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I rather not go around screaming I am a phone sex girl to people cause like most dont understand and well if your over a certain age and well unattractive you get really fucking bitchy. Hey girl I didnt invent the phone sex biz just jumped on the fun train. Like the old bitches have said I was a whore. Nah your old man calling me is the one wanting to be a gang bang cum whore.

Ok so little bit of unresolved issues on that one hahaha.

So I finally decided to tell my friend that I did phone sex fuck me if she didnt give me the for real? Look and was all excited. She was a closest pervert and once she knew that I talked to fucking male perverts all the time she was like sweet we can talk serious nastiness now.

It was pretty funny cause we ended up laughing and giggling over some of the fucked up things callers have said to me on the phone. Like Taboo Brian and Glory Hole Mark and a few others that dont give a shit if your outed.

She was so totally fascinated and even a bit perplexed hahah it was funny to watch her digest the level of filth that I talk about.

Course we never did really hit what she gets up to in the way of perversion so that could be an interesting conversation at a later date. YIKES! She may make you guys look like nuns hahahah!

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Pay Piggies Love Phone Sex Princess Bree

So I admit that I am horrible with names like I remember voices well duh it goes hand in hand with being a phone sex princess. Your ears are like trained to remember voices but the names half the time I get them and well the other half I dont think I need to know your losers names. Honestly ya all just say I am cum slut piggy J. Ok

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Where am I go?

Well there is a guy who calls when he is working on the road and to fill his time between work and the buffet table he calls his phone sex Princess. Ok so he just calls me Princess and well not gonna fucking lie love being called Princess even if its from you fucked up losers.

I brighten his day. Like shocker! I happen to brighten anyone’s day. My whole existence is one to brighten someone’s day. Well that and let that cash just slide from the wallet.

What did you actually think YOU made me happy?

Fuck that!

I get happy for what is in your wallet and well what I am about to take from it. The calculation of how many extensions of that phone call I can get from you. How many times I can send you to my wish list for a present before your card say so sorry today is not your day. The crazy fun game that brings a happy squeak to my voice when you come back like a good boy.

Some little piggies I wish I could play with more but hey the fact I only get you every so often means that wallet is extra fun when you do come to play with your phone sex princess. 😉

Course you can still make my day that much brighter with a just because present. Thats what my Amazon wishlist was made for. Duh! To make it super easy for you to buy for me. See how awesome your phone sex princess is? AMAZING I say.

Well I am off to update it maybe add a few more things on it so you can surprise me when I am not working.

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