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1oz Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey

1 oz Peach Schnapps

1 oz Orange Juice.

Mix all together in a shaker with ice and pour into shot glasses and serve.

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See is a quick drink for shrimp dicks cause really what will you do with a tall drink. One sip an ur exploding anyways that close to a pussy. And don’t worry this isn’t just for shrimp dick it goes for limp dick wonders too. Well any loser boy that knows their dick wont be finding a pussy tonight. hahaha.

How many of you thought I was actually going to like hand over helpful tips on getting some hot canadian pussy? OMG you guys are even bigger losers than I thought.

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