Cum Eating Fantasies with Bratty Phone Princess Bree

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GLORY HOLE MARK! Finally got off his knees long enough to grab his phone and call me. Oh I really hope he purelled his hands ewww! Its been fucking forever dude since ya told me about your sick cum eating fantasies. Ya I said fantasies this dude hasnt got any cum in his mouth other than his own in for-fucking-ever. Got to say majorly disappointing this bratty phone princess.

Honestly like I am pouting right now. Over the fact you havent taken a sticky load of semen down your throat since ya moved to the east coast. Booooo! I would of thought your move out there would of had you gobbling up nut butter like no tomorrow but boy was I wrong. Least your just as disappointed too. So disappointed he is moving back home where the land of the cocks are!

No more cum eating fantasies for that cock sucker! Bring on the dicks.

Pretty sure Glory Hole Mark will be posting craigslist with some ads prior to his arrival so that before the moving truck hit his new place he will have already put some cum stains on that floor.

Just a word to the wise ya may wanna vacuum up the knee impressions on the carpet prior to the movers. Oh fuck who am I talking to this is Glory Hole Mark a sick cock sucking fuck you will leave them there to let those beefy dudes know you will happily take their cock deep in your throat as a tip. Oh wait thats your tip. Your still gonna have to break out the wallet buddy.

Can not wait to hear all about your move and the fun times in your new places. BYOC. Bring your own Cum is your new house motto.

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SPH with Bratty Fucking Phone Sex Princess Bree

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So the other day this guy asked me if I would date someone who had a small cock? WTF why do you even ask such a stupid ass fucking question. Well here is the deal unlike the last fucking 50 girls who you asked who all were too worried about hurting your feelings, I aint. This bratty fucking phone sex princess maybe Canadian and from the land of the all mighty sorry but let me fucking tell you when it comes to a dude with a small fucking dick I am not gonna let you go around thinking the motion of the ocean is gonna get a girl off. That all ya need is a good tip.

BULL SHIT!

Girls want to get FUCKED man! A fucking hard pounding if you cant offer up a decent cock then what the fuck are you good for? NADA best slap your tiny dick in some panties and start learning to suck some cock. Oh fuck ya I said it bitch. This bratty fucking phone sex princess just called you out for not being a man.

So really its a good thing you came here to find out how to be a sissy bitch or least a cuckold who can fluff some serious big cock for your girlfriend cause it aint fair to let her suffer with that ummm thingy between your legs.

I know I would be off fucking other guys with some big ass cocks hahaha but hey thats just my personal opinion you can keep hunting around for a girl that wont humiliate men for having a small dick. I know there are lots of those around that will coddle your lame ass. Oh shit did you just hear that my eyes just hit the back of my head from that massive eyeroll!

So grab your panties and call me already before you small cock goes limp and you cant find it again!

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Wallet Rape Phone Sex with Bree

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Shit the wankers are coming out of the closets this week. Like last week fucking Taboo Brian called up and this week Wally dialed up to spoil his fav phone sex princess. Course I had to ask where the fuck he had been? If I am your favorite then really how can you go so long with not talking or spoiling me?

The answer?

He fucking got a girlfriend. Like a live, breathing, touchable, fuckable kind. Ya I had him repeat it too. Apparently phone wankers can get fucked in real life. Who knew?

Course its a new relationship and he is all OMG when can I tell her I am a closet freak? Umm never like HELLO that is why I am here. Plus I dont want her trying to dig those girlfriend fingers in your wallet. Thats all mine baby!

So open it up and lets get to pampering Me! Its been way too long since your wallet said Hi to my hot ass.

Ya reading this should get you twitching to spoil me some more there Wally. Shall I point out that there is a lovely link to my wishlist page in the bottom of this blog?? Well there is and you can buy me shit off it. Any fucking time. Hell do it when your sitting on the other end of the couch playing footies with the girlfriend. Ya honey I did like that movie. *click* present for Bree.

Yes I do think we should go see that movie on friday night. *click* present for Bree.

See how fucking hot that is? Oh ya emptying your wallet right under your sweet girlfriends nose. Hell ya bring it on!

Then there is always calling your favorite bratty princess for a wallet rape 🙂

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Phone Sex Princess Bree Humiliates a Wanna Be Cum Piggy

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So in typical phone sex Princess style I have been busy enjoying the fucking awesome weather on the west coast. Ya you think that Canada means its the land of ice and snow and well brrr. Fucking far from the truth its been sun, sand and bikinis. Ok so the bikinis are a bit far off but not that much. hahah.

When my ass aint soaking up the sun its around for your fucked up losers kinky, taboo sexual fantasies. Dude like OMG the shit that goes through your minds to get your dicks hard. FUCK!

Well most of you know cause I blog about ya! Why should I be the only one to giggle over the humiliating shit that happens on the phone. Nah! Like take all the blogs about taboo brian he is one fucked up cum hungry dude.

Why bring him up well cause he called of course! That little wanna be cum piggy called me last night cause his boring vanilla wife was sound asleep and he needed to whack one off since should wouldnt spread her legs. Wonder what she would think if she knew the sick filthy things he thought about to get his dick hard? Haaaaaa!

Well Taboo Brian was a totally fucking jerk off last night wandering around a camping site twiddling his cock here and there trying to thinking totally taboo things. HINTING about what he would like to do cause he didnt wanna speak too loud and alter the people in tents that they had a full on cum craving creep wandering around.

Yup dont fear the wild life! Ya got to fear the dude in slot 10 who will jump out and suck your dick. The whole time Bree dont make me do anything stupid I gotta stay normal. Dont make me a cum piggy. Hah like I am his kyrptonite. Dont worry Taboo Brian your phone sex princess’ got your back lets go spew some cum on the side of your camper right underneath where your pathetic wife is sleeping.

OH and Taboo Brian is traveling to the OC so this wanna be cum piggy will be on the hunt for some dick. He is wanting a train to fill him with sticky jizz. Cant remember the dates but those in the area get your dicks ready a very deprived slut is on its way.

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Humiliating A Phone Sex Loser

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Guess who was traveling for work? Well like you need to guess this phone sex loser was all over my twitter last night haha TABOO fucking BRIAN! Hell ya love it when he comes out to play. Would be better if he wasnt held up in buttfuck Georgia. Actually let me correct myself it no buttfuck Georgia. Seriously is there no cock sucking going on in that fucking state???

Like Taboo Brian was searching CL for some horny dude to come over and violate his drunken mouth hell even his virgin like ass and there were no ads posted since like beginning of February or something like that. WTF???

Here is a dude away for a few days from the old ball n chain and can totally tap into his taboo cock sucking desires and he is on the phone with ME! Well talking to me aint that bad part the bad part is there aint no fucking dick in his mouth and this phone sex princess isnt listening to some cock slurping. Thats the fucking shame!

Where do you Georgia fucks go to get nasty? There wasnt even a sex store there!!!!!! Can you believe it! Ok maybe if you live down there you might but I was all OMG OMG OMG you need to leave now cause you are about to be abducted by aliens or something. How does a town not have a sex store how do you people get your vibrators and dildos?

Anyway off my princess soap box of the lack of perversion in Georgia. Taboo Brian switched to a different online place and well there were some ads still iffy but once he placed an ad *cue angel music* there were responses. Like there are guys in need of their dicks to be sucked. He was getting hit off the fucking chart. So much he fucking hung up on me to go get dick hahaha.

I was rather insulted but he was like Bree dick on the other line got to go *click*

It had been years since he had real dick in his mouth vs just some lets talk about when you did cock sucking phone sex fantasy shit. Hey I love phone sex like duh! But when a dick worship whore has the chance to slap them lips on a throbbing cock I so know where he is going… To the real thing.

Mind you Taboo Brian is there till Thursday I think you best being calling your favorite phone sex princess with an update on your whoring ways. Wanna know how many dicks came in your Days Inn room last night? Did you get any complaints for being too loud? Oh the questions haha cause I am nosy like that.

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Bratty Princess Loves to Humiliate Phone Sex Losers

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Y’all fucking know I love humiliation phone sex stuff like ya call up for some sph and I am all over that shit. Some times the degradation type talk just happens like I dont even try to make fun of you but hey you losers make it so easy… can’t help it!

Well I could but like I really want too. So this guy calls up and he is all I wanna do some cei fantasy stuff. Hell ya making a dude jerk off only to eat that loser load! I am on it! Well the forcing him to eat his jizz load no way I am touching that sticky dick crap. Ewww!

There we are right into him jerking off for me he is huffing and puffing like he is on the treadmill. Burning some serious calories apparently. Heads up your wife asks what you been doing at the hotel just say you were at the gym bwwwwah who am I kidding like your fat ass makes it to the gym. More like the 3rd trip to the buffet table.

So this keeps going of him being like *huff* I am gonna cum Princess. *huff*cough*

Dude ya gonna survive?

Then the phone drops like literally I am crashing my way off the filthy infested hotel bed on to the floor. Bang. Boom. Ouch!

Picks me back up with a sorry over his short breath. Ok back to jerking off. This time his voice is super faint. WTF? Before I was in a wind tunnel of over exertions “DUDE WHAT YOU DOING???????”

“I put you on speaker phone so I can jerk off better. I need two hands”

Really? Your dick requires two hands? This I find extremely hard to believe. I think its more like 1 hand to move the big ole belly rolls to find your small ass dick so that you can use the other to finger stroke your cock.

Oh that got the huffing n puffin working hard core then calling out his fat ass on his stroking technique. Thank fucking GAWD I didnt have to watch it on cam. Like said no no no! Who wants to see that?

Anyways that had him squirting his ball load in to that belly roll and he did gobble it up. How could he not its like straight up protein shake bwwwahhh he is a hungry fuck. Gobble Gobble!

Nothing like a humiliation phone sex by a sexy bratty princess who is younger, hotter than you will ever get.

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Perverted Phone Sex with Bree

There is this girl that I have been hanging out with for a bit and well she never fully knew what I did for “work” lets say. She was wondering how I could live in a cool apartment in the city asking if my dad was paying the bills. Ha fucking wish. Daddy cut me off ages ago. Now I am lucky to get a few hundred from him every other week.

Suppose letting her go through my closet was a mistake cause she was seeing all the clothes from my last shopping spree at VS when I was in Vancouver the other week. Thanks J! Not to mention my amazing collection of high end purses. Ya no walmart or winners for this perverted phone sex princess.

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I rather not go around screaming I am a phone sex girl to people cause like most dont understand and well if your over a certain age and well unattractive you get really fucking bitchy. Hey girl I didnt invent the phone sex biz just jumped on the fun train. Like the old bitches have said I was a whore. Nah your old man calling me is the one wanting to be a gang bang cum whore.

Ok so little bit of unresolved issues on that one hahaha.

So I finally decided to tell my friend that I did phone sex fuck me if she didnt give me the for real? Look and was all excited. She was a closest pervert and once she knew that I talked to fucking male perverts all the time she was like sweet we can talk serious nastiness now.

It was pretty funny cause we ended up laughing and giggling over some of the fucked up things callers have said to me on the phone. Like Taboo Brian and Glory Hole Mark and a few others that dont give a shit if your outed.

She was so totally fascinated and even a bit perplexed hahah it was funny to watch her digest the level of filth that I talk about.

Course we never did really hit what she gets up to in the way of perversion so that could be an interesting conversation at a later date. YIKES! She may make you guys look like nuns hahahah!

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Bratty Domme Phone Sex Bitch Bree

Ok I know its been fucking forever and like well forever since I blogged but there is one person who has been waiting a week for this blog to be tossed up. TABOO fucking BRIAN! Ya his worthless shit of a cock sucking ass called me out of the blue just before Christmas. Sure I could of ran to the computer and tossed up some half fucked up blog about how his drunk ass was perving it up in the Atlanta area but nah. This bratty domme phone sex bitch couldnt do that besides I was totally comfy in bed.

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Not like that cock sucker wanna be actually got some dick while he was in… Fuck if I could remember what back woods area of Atlanta he was in but there were no fucking men to dominate his ass and make him slurp back some load of cum.

I would blame the lack of perverts in that area but really think its the lack of planning on Taboo Brians part. Like if you know your gonna be in a certain area before ya get all shit faced drunk or what ever you party with set up your men first. Or least set up how your gonna go about getting them. So its just point in click in your blurry eye haze.

Seriously Brian was all screaming I need my ass fucked. I need men. Get me men.

Like I am some genie in a bottle that can be bop the phone and get him a line up of cum filled cock to suck. Sure this bratty domme phone sex bitch lives in Canada which is near to heaven on earth as you get but there is no magical powers with living here. All he got was me laughing in his ear for being a fucking dip shit and not arranging his night of freedom from the ball and chain better.

Hell call a fucking pro dude!

Oh wait he did he called me. Sorry I got no dick and I am so not in Georgia.

Rather surprised with all the screaming about wanting dick that the guy sleeping in the room next to his never came over and fucked taboo brian’s ass like seriously he was loud. The whole city probably knew he was desperate for dick.

Got to ask Taboo Brian did you ever find some cum? Or did you have to go through Christmas dinner wishing for Cum in the new year??? Dont worry sure you will get some soon your a dirty whore and sluts know how to find cum.

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Ass Worship Phone Sex with Princess Bree

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Course you want to worship my ass! I mean its the most perfect thing you have ever seen. Really when you look beside you and see your wife standing there in her ever expanding yoga pants *shivers*. Hello! My perky 20 year old ass is perfection.

You wanna get up close and just kiss it. To feel your lip rubbing over the tightest ass. Ya you remember when you were ever so lucky to be able to touch something so perfect? Ha now your this fucking loser drooling over hot barely legal asses. Ya we see you. *eyeroll* peering up over your newspaper trying to get a good look so you can jerk one off at your office before you go home to that fat ass.

Well see thats where its awesome you found me cause it means you get to enjoy an ass worship phone sex call with this bratty princess and her perfect ass. Can talk about how you wanna have me bend over your desk so you can just enjoy the view of my ass right there in front of your.

Ya I know you wanna do more to my ass but here is where my bratty domme side comes out and I will enjoy teasing you with my perfect princess ass. I might let you touch it. Or I may well I cant tell you hahah! No fun if you know what I am gonna do to you during an ass worship phone sex call.

Either way your gonna enjoy it.

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Cum Eating Phone Sex with Bree

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Was thinking the other day totally fucking disappointed in gloryhole Mark! Like he was suppose to be the amazing cum eating man slut out there sucking back cocks and gobbling up cum like no buddies business and here I was keeping tally. Ya I got nada on him. Like no word nothing the little fucking pervert needs to revoke his name Gloryhole, my ass.

I get people get busy but come on if your that much of a freak you are not gonna stop being a cum craving bitch. Trust me I know! Well not personally but ya know from all the taboo fucking freaks that call me for cum eating phone sex. Like them dudes are all about the jizz. Thick ropey jizz.

So this is a call out to Glory Hole Mark have you just not called your favorite phone princess cause your mouth has been full? Hell even that isnt a good enough excuse cause ya know I am all about your ass needs to call so I can listen to you guzzle back a fresh load of ball batter that isnt yours. hahah.

Seriously usually I am not one to call out people who dont call its like what ever you get busy and shit but some one when I am all let me keep a tally till the end of the year of the dick your smacking on then you best give the details over. Other wise *yawn* total boring, right?

So Glory Hole Mark its time for some cum eating phone sex you know so you can eat some creamy nut butter and well tell me about your latest dick sucking experiences.

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