Ok the men with small dicks need to stop calling and telling me they have big ass cocks cause the minute you open your mouth I know you belong to the itty bitty dickie club and you need to be doing a sph phone sex call.
Don’t be doing the but Bree your on the phone how could you possibly know that we don’t have a big cock?
Trust me the way you fucking dick impaired guys go about discussing your endowed member you tattle on your own damn self.
The last guy is going on and on about how girls keep staring at his massive bulge and its so embarrassing but like he cant help having a monster cock. How I managed to keep a straight face through his telling of this fairy tale I will have no idea. Well it probably was cause I was more like lets just keep quiet and see where he goes with this cause eventually he will gag on his own monster cock.
It really didn’t take long for I asked how endowed he was and got even more mumbo jumbo about his pants barely fit him in the crotch area and has to wear joggers but those only highlight things more. Ya that good old grey sweat pant effect.
As he kept going on and on about women constantly ogling his groin and not being able to look away. Which I have to say still never gave me an idea of how big is endowed to this fucker. I mean he could very well be endowed if he opted to try fucking a cheerio. Damn I hope you aren’t able to fuck a cheerio cause that would bring a new level of humiliation to sph phone sex.
In the end I told the guy to take out 1 or 2 pairs of the gym socks from his sweat pants and maybe that will help with his endowment issues and course came running to my blog to post about it so bring on even more sph phone sex haha ok in blog form but I am sure he is rubbing one out on his gym socks as we speak knowing everyone else in kinky land is reading this and knowing how he is making his small dick endowed haha.
Well he probably will be stuffing his pants after his time with this bratty phone princess haha.
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