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Glory Hole Phone Sex Slut with Bree

The holiday season is in full swing and there is something about sleigh bells ringing that ends up leading to men’s face being glazed with jizz. Yup its been a week of glory hole phone sex sluts heating up my phone with their dirty tales of getting their mouth filled with cocks.

Are there seriously this many glory hole locations or are you cum dumpsters packing drywall saws in your make up kits?

Honestly, I have to wonder cause like when I answer my guy friends if they have seen a glory hole in any road side bathroom or various other locations they are like NOOOO why you ask? Some guys friends I will be straight up honest with oh it was glory hole Friday and all these guys were spending time at what ever location gaggin on strangers cock. They found them so easily just wondered if its all men’s washrooms or they lucking out in finding the cock slots.

Mind you my friends could be just lying to me since they know I will humiliate them to the end of time over them actually noticing where glory holes are. So not like they are the most reliable people to ask.

But back to the glory hole phone sex sluts and all the loads they are getting sprayed in their mouths. I swear its worst than the gas station more pumps going in those slutty mouths than the gas tanks.

Ok not that I was going anywhere here than its been a week of men diving into being who they truly are and not even bothering to clean up the cum from their faces. Which just gives whole new meaning to glistening….

Anyways if your slurping back a load be it at the glory hole or hell in the back room at your office holiday party then you best be calling me afterwards so I can giggle and laugh at you. Well I mean you know your gonna love telling someone the dirty details of sucking some dick and ya might as well be me!

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Small Dick Phone Sex Losers

So have a question for all the small dick phone sex losers out there. Well maybe I already know the answer but like what is up with you guys moaning and begging for us phone girls to make gagging sounds on your limp dicks?

Like I get it on some level your a loser and know that your never gonna get a girl so your left having to call us to jerk it with and then your left going well since I have her here gonna lie and tell her its this monster of a cock that she will be gagging on.

Dude the minute you ask us to gag on that thing we instantly know you watch too much fucking porn cause those of us who know how to give a blow job are fucking awesome at deep throating a cock and the fantasy big size you tell us isnt gaggable.

Now before you ask I am not gonna tell you phone sex losers what is an actual dick size that would get me probably gagging on it cause then you will read this and be all OMG I am gonna tell her and other phone girls thats the size of my dick so they will all make gagging sounds.

Fuck that shit.

The moment you screamed out that size I would be like dude I know you are twiddling a 3 inch wonder wiener and about to have that thing dribbling nut juice all over your stained tighty whites.

Ya not the visual I like to have either but hey why not share. Hah.

Maybe give up the big dick porn and watch something more reasonable surely there is some realistic small dick porn out there that shows what it would be like to fuck a small dick. Ohh wait thats called the cuck chair and your types are left in the corner jacking it off watching the bigger cocks bang the pussy.

Never mind your right call us hot girls and live out your faux big dick fantasies. I will try to hold back my giggles for you small dick phone sex losers. It will be fucking hard so very hard. Actually I probably wont hold back the laughter. Its gonna be a humiliation call before too long.

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Cum Eater Phone Sex with Bree

Ya your fucking princess is putting fingers to the keys arent you lucky but this one poor sap am totally calling him out for the nasty fuck he is. Total cum eater really!

He calls me up going am I wonder what my cum taste like?

Umm like seriously dude you wondering what your ball juice taste like?

You been eating that nasty seed your whole life. If I know perverts like I know perverts especially the perverts over the last oh how ever I have been doing phone sex. You guys eat cum every single fucking day cause you never fucking wash your hands.

OMG its nasty shit. The lack of washing not the cum eating. Well that is eww too but what ever.

Like I will hear a dude wanking it in the car then still with me on the phone put his softening cock back in his pants and touch everything and go out for dinner.

With me still on the phone I hear all this shit!

Like you dudes are the reason I purell everywhere.

Oh and this fetish princess can not. I repeat can not borrow another persons phone like OMG dick hands and pondering if its cum eater’s finger marks. EWWW!

Say it with me boys – hand cleaner is your friend.

OMG the amount of semen you have ingested had to be buckets and buckets. And this dude is all “I wonder what it would taste like?”

Dude you have been probably ever since you discovered that dick was a joystick of amusement. Why do you think your mom said to wash your hands so much as a little kid. Cause they knew!

So ya course I am laughing my ass off big time during that cum eater phone sex call like honestly how could you not?

So if your serious about gobbling up some nut butter then give me a call I am in the mood to hear ya squirt off a protein shake love it if you could spray it right into your mouth. Fuck that would be hot! lol

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Strapon Phone Sex Princess Bree

If you think your gonna be my boyfriend and fuck my hot princess pussy you have got another thing coming. For I make excellent arm candy for when ya go out to your business functions but behind close doors this bitch is taking control.

Oh ya you will be my BOB aka my bend over boyfriend! Taking my rock hard strap on dildo up your ass. Hell ya I said it time for some ass fucking with this strapon phone sex princess. Nothing says your my bitch quite like assuming the position.

On your hands and knees fucker!

OH ya see thats just one of the prices you pay to have me be your sweet and sexy girlfriend in public and dont try to be all top from the bottom either. Cause I can easily walk into your office and show everyone how you like to take 9 inches up that derriere of yours.

Dont fucking tempt me cause really I got nothing to lose but you do…. All your co workers respect!

Though gotta admit the idea of you bent over your desk and me claiming your ass is rather hot! Hmmm another ass fucking phone sex fantasy to dive into at a later date for now its all about making you my BOB!

Enough fantasizing just pick up the phone already time to dive into some strapon phone sex ass fucking fun with your favorite bratty princess. I pinky promise not to tell anyone… If you can take all my 9 inches in that is.

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Hot Phone Sex Princess Loves Humiliation

Know its hump day and some of you losers think hey if I cant get some actual pussy then I will snag a hot phone sex princess!

Which you find out isnt gonna happen since a bratty princess like myself is only gonna spread her sexy legs for a nice fat dick. Well scratch that nice long, fat cock. Need to specify the long part too cause I know you stubby dicks seem to think width is fuckable it aint.

Well course them tic tac dick losers are all but we cant get it in real life please Bree let us imagine fucking you not jut getting some sph from a hot phone sex princess. How can I get into fucking a tiny dick loser even in a phone sex fantasy like I know I am a good actress an all but seriously I am NOT that fucking good. No way I can fake enjoying a limp dick loser cock even over the phone.

Ya ok where am I going with this right?

Well the last 4 calls today on Hump Day have been guys all telling me they belong to the foot long dick club. Ok not a full 12 incher but like over 10 inches. Seriously that big dick club is elusive and I am in no way gonna get 4 guys in a row saying they have a big dick in their hand. If they had some serious long trouser snakes they wouldnt be alone they would have some hot bitch on her knees charming that cock.

So yup this hot phone sex princess calls bullshit on that. You guys are impersonating someone with a big dick. Plus the tell tale sign is you would last longer than 3 mins. No long dick lover ever blew his load in 2.5 mins.

Yes the first guy I was all ooooo hey now this will be a awesome a big dick to enjoy during a phone fantasy then well that slipped away as the next guy called and well I am now at the point where I am giggling when you tell me how MASSIVE that cock is sure buddy boy!

Ok so the phone is ringing gonna go see what imaginary cock size the guy came up with this time. Yes I am rolling my eyes while I type that.

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Taboo Phone Princess Bree

Shit! This phone princess has been doing nothing but rolling her eyes at the fuckers calling today. Its a lot of you know what I am up too. Ohh watching regular porn.

Do you guys need a reminder that I am a taboo phone princess who is use to talking with perverts on the phone like I have no concept of what is normal any more or regular.

I wont ever guess what your doing cause in the past that has freaked guys out.

Please dont ask what I consider kinky cause like HELLOO taboo phone princess I am use to dealing with kinky fuckers and have no concept of kinky any more. I am a girl who either likes it or doesnt there is no kinky meter. Plus gauging someones kink scale is rather rude. I rather just chat n have a good time be it you telling me about your last fuck or hey them perverse fantasies that seem to make you guys extra horny.

This is a total no judgement zone well ok I will judge you for having a small cock but like you know that already but I aint gonna judge you for some kinky level.

I say taboo phone sex welcomed and I mean it. The most I will say is hey cool fantasy but like I know nothing about this fetish up to you if ya wanna chat with me or not. Its never an insult if you wanna talk to a girl who has more experience than me.

Anyways didnt mean to make this a ranty type of post but like just say what you fucking want in a fantasy and lets roll with things vs me reading your mind. Cause I maybe having a sph type mind set and humiliate you for the size of your dick. Hmm maybe I should have hey its this sort of day and see what happens. *things to ponder*

You can reach me at the number below and lets rock some awesome taboo phone sex fantasies. Cause you know I am ready for that kinky shit.

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Panty Boys Kinky Fantasy with Bree

Where are all the panty boys hiding?

Cause this is a tale you will fucking love. Well you might find it funny vs super sexy but considering how much of a pervert you guys are this will have you drooling none the less and reaching for that phone begging for a panty kissing phone sex fantasy. Or Panty licking? Either way your gonna wanna talk to me.

See the last few weeks where I live has been hit with super cold weather. Well its actually crazy weather in general if it aint dipping below -15 Celsius (0 F) its been snowing or freezing rain or sleet. Found out our postal workers will not deliver in all types of weather they have limits. Dont blame them my princess ass was doing the fuck no I aint going out in that shit either.

So in the insane cold stretch which my area is not accustomed too. Well we get it but like instantly complain and well the plumbing was bitching too. I live in an apartment building with a communal laundry area. Our places were all fine but the laundry area was rather questionable. The pipes in that area of the building were not insulated cause they were all eh its not that bad here.

Yes I know your like Bree love you but the point about cold n pipes. Well I couldnt do my laundry. For like 2 weeks. Ok not that long but it was a good 4-5 days of fuck me its cold and then everyone in the building was trying to do laundry so ya fell behind.

So as you panty boys start to perk up with the idea of oooo her panties are dirty. Yes! Like every pair I own is dirty. So maybe I should be addressing this to panty sniffers cause you would have a fucking field day in my laundry hamper right now.

Hell I would adore one of you perverts to wash all my panties by hand in the bathroom sink. Now that is a wicked idea. hahah.

If you wonder just how bad it is I have worn some pairs a few days just to avoid seeing the small stack of panties in my dresser drawer. Like ya! Them panties be ripe for the sniffing or licking or wearing. What ever it is you panty boys like to do.

Anyways that is what I have been up to or not up too. Not looking forward to laundry day I can tell you that much. But on the other hand am looking forward to the wickedly wild and naughty phone sex fantasies this tale brings.

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Hot Bratty Princess Bree

Kay this weekend is looking like it will royally suck for beach activities. Gonna have to figure something else out. Hoping its not a sign that I will have to put my bikini and beach wear a way cause like teasing old men with my hot bratty princess body is what gives me that extra razzle dazzle to my day.

Ok not the word I wanted but like suddenly my Mom entered and was sprinkling in her mom isms. Blah fucking hate when that happens. If only she knew I was using her words in a kinky fetish phone sex blog about teasing old men with my hot body. Ya she would faint. No doubt about it.

Like OMG I was sitting in the backyard when I was home a few weekends ago. It was right hot so wore my bikini the whole time. Yup the old man from next door was out all weekend doing yard work and peeping over the fence perving out on this hot bratty princess body.

Sure he was all chatting me up trying to pretend it was some old man sweetness but we both know he was taking those mental pics that would have him stroking his old man junk till he shot a load out.

I would be all ewww. Well ok ya the visual is yuck but like hey dude if my hot body can raise that wrinkly hot dog then stroke away just dont have a heart attack alright. I mean it would be a wicked compliment but eh dont wanna have a death on my hands you know!

So yup if you are wanting to be like the pervie neighbour and worship this hot bratty princess body then by all means call and lets chat about some sick fetish phone sex stuff. You know you pervs love the taboo stuff.

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Bratty Phone Princess Bree loves to Humiliate

So apparently all this bratty phone princess needs to do is sit on a park bench and eat her lunch to make men feel less than worthy in life. Ok so like there is more too it than just that. The full on details to make a man feel a full sense of humiliation is to eat a fucking banana in front of him.

Well not like I was sitting there set on the purpose of seeing how many men I could make feel less than worthy of fucking any pussy let alone call themselves a man by eating one banana. It just sort of happen.

See my friend and I were in the grocery store picking up some yummies for a super impromptu lunch at the park. This lil grocery store has a guy making sushi right there so like primo sushi at crazy cheap prices and no line up. Its the bomb and really making my mouth water for some right now.

Well after we snag some sushi we head off to get some veggie and well pass these massive bananas like nearly 3 hands from end to end. My hands I should say. So she goes I doubt you could eat that whole thing. Well my mind was like huh eat it more like what lewd n crude things could I do with it?

Then my bratty phone princess brain clicked in and well lets just say the walk to the park had my brain going over n over what things I was gonna do with it.

Innocent things like how the fuck I was gonna eat this monster Naner.

Gessh do you think I am always thinking perverted things?

Ya course I was my brain was on over drive wondering what guys would be all drooling watching me eat this thing and what guys would give away they have a pint size dick.

Oh and those small dick losers did not disappoint like I didnt even have to verbally humiliate their small size. Just held up the banana while I had a chat with my friend over dumb shit we were watching on Netflix. Deep into the Circle if ya must know.

Call and tell me what reaction you would have to two hot girls sitting in the park with a massive banana. Hell better yet lets make this a 2 girl call and have both of us humiliate you.

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Humiliation Phone Sex with Bree

Guess who called me yesterday? Dont worry I am not gonna make you sit there and guess it was Panty Princess haha. The fucker was in his bedroom twirling around in his girlfriend’s panties saying how pretty he looked in them. Course he had to double the afternoon fun by calling this awesome bratty domme and have me dish out some humiliation phone sex.

Make him tell me all sorts of fun little tales. Like did you know any time he goes in to Victoria Secret to buy his girlfriend a present he picks what will look the best on him and what he wants to wear not what she will like. Hah. I mean I know you wankers with girlfriend’s always buy what you want to drool over but this guy literally buys what he wants to wear cause you know once she leaves the house he will be putting it on and parading around in it. Whispering as he walks by every mirror “What a pretty princess I am!”

No really he does say that! Well least he does for me while he is twerking that panty covered ass haha.

Oh and even her make up isnt safe from that princess wanna be. Ya he is diving into find that right shade of slutty pink or red to go with the lingerie he is wearing. So naughty but he doesnt care cause if she walks in he will totally tell her that he looks better in that stuff than she does anyways.

Ya I sit back and fucking laugh at how excited he gets when he is coached into saying all sorts of nasty things to his girlfriend. Well the idea of saying it. His lil clitty starts to dribble in those panties and well pretty much he is leaving his mark and saying I was here. These panties are mine!

The more I laugh during that humiliation phone sex call the more he moans and well then begs to play with his pussy. You know the routine. haha.

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