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Small Dick Phone Sex Losers

So have a question for all the small dick phone sex losers out there. Well maybe I already know the answer but like what is up with you guys moaning and begging for us phone girls to make gagging sounds on your limp dicks?

Like I get it on some level your a loser and know that your never gonna get a girl so your left having to call us to jerk it with and then your left going well since I have her here gonna lie and tell her its this monster of a cock that she will be gagging on.

Dude the minute you ask us to gag on that thing we instantly know you watch too much fucking porn cause those of us who know how to give a blow job are fucking awesome at deep throating a cock and the fantasy big size you tell us isnt gaggable.

Now before you ask I am not gonna tell you phone sex losers what is an actual dick size that would get me probably gagging on it cause then you will read this and be all OMG I am gonna tell her and other phone girls thats the size of my dick so they will all make gagging sounds.

Fuck that shit.

The moment you screamed out that size I would be like dude I know you are twiddling a 3 inch wonder wiener and about to have that thing dribbling nut juice all over your stained tighty whites.

Ya not the visual I like to have either but hey why not share. Hah.

Maybe give up the big dick porn and watch something more reasonable surely there is some realistic small dick porn out there that shows what it would be like to fuck a small dick. Ohh wait thats called the cuck chair and your types are left in the corner jacking it off watching the bigger cocks bang the pussy.

Never mind your right call us hot girls and live out your faux big dick fantasies. I will try to hold back my giggles for you small dick phone sex losers. It will be fucking hard so very hard. Actually I probably wont hold back the laughter. Its gonna be a humiliation call before too long.

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Strapon Phone Sex Princess Bree

If you think your gonna be my boyfriend and fuck my hot princess pussy you have got another thing coming. For I make excellent arm candy for when ya go out to your business functions but behind close doors this bitch is taking control.

Oh ya you will be my BOB aka my bend over boyfriend! Taking my rock hard strap on dildo up your ass. Hell ya I said it time for some ass fucking with this strapon phone sex princess. Nothing says your my bitch quite like assuming the position.

On your hands and knees fucker!

OH ya see thats just one of the prices you pay to have me be your sweet and sexy girlfriend in public and dont try to be all top from the bottom either. Cause I can easily walk into your office and show everyone how you like to take 9 inches up that derriere of yours.

Dont fucking tempt me cause really I got nothing to lose but you do…. All your co workers respect!

Though gotta admit the idea of you bent over your desk and me claiming your ass is rather hot! Hmmm another ass fucking phone sex fantasy to dive into at a later date for now its all about making you my BOB!

Enough fantasizing just pick up the phone already time to dive into some strapon phone sex ass fucking fun with your favorite bratty princess. I pinky promise not to tell anyone… If you can take all my 9 inches in that is.

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Become Bree’s Sissy Phone Sex Bitch

Should come as no surprise to you that I love sucking dick. Well not all dicks cause lets face it some dicks just dont measure up to have my perfect princess lips wrap around it. Course as a sissy phone sex bitch you havent learned that. Your still in the if it cums I will suck it phase of things. Haha.

Ya I remember that moment well in my young high school life. It lasted about 15 days then I got a taste of my first big cock and was like umm ya little dicks buh bye! My mouth only waters for big beautiful fucking cocks.

That was the moment I knew I was a cock sucking whore. Hey that is far from slut shaming cause a whore has standards. Hell you may wanna stay with me sissy bitch I will let you have my throw a ways. Haha. Now that is a fucking slut shame. Like you give a shit.

All your thinking about is what kind of standards to I have when it comes to sucking cock and how many dicks will your sissy phone sex bitch mouth wrap around when your hanging around with me. LOTS!

Fuck most the parties I go to are college ones and those boys love to party which usually means they are on the hunt to have their dicks sucked. Give them enough to drink and they will happily let a sissy bitch like you swallow back their jizz.

You do swallow right?

Dont tell me you dont cause that will be a big problem I am not gonna send the rejects to you and you spit out that itty bitty dribble of cum.

I think we need to have a little sit down and talk about what my expectations are if your gonna be my cock sucking sissy phone sex bitch.

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Bratty Domme Phone Sex Princess Bree

Holy shit its like summer out there not spring. That sounds like a bit of a complaint but really its not for this bratty domme phone sex princess is fucking loving wearing next to nothing and teasing all you shrimp dick losers.

Ya I know you guys are all staring at me in my fitted tanks and crop tops. Hoping to catch a glimpse of some side boob or better yet my hard nipples the moment I step into the store and the a/c washes over my perfect milky skin. Then your running off to some public washroom to rub one off.

That image is probably what you jerk off to for like the next 3 months. I see you! You fucking losers cant hide from this bratty domme phone sex princess. I mean you try to but the funny part is while your working your tic tac cock over with your thumb your giving me a call going OMG OMG OMG i just saw the perfect princess that wont give me the time of day.

Fucker I know! No hot bitch will ever give your loser ass the time of day no matter what. Which is why your wanking it right there. Good news I wouldnt even give you the time of day either but your wallet is decent and your paying me so here I am. Well here I half am cause even during this wanking call I am probably stifling my yawn while you tell me how hot this girl was your jerking off too.

Heads up I really dont care she aint me and well your dick aint fuckable so you know BORED princess here.

So come bore me with your jerk off fantasy hahah. No seriously I am interested in draining your wallet. Curious how long it takes for someone with that small of a dick to lose it. 2 seconds. 20 seconds will you last a full 20 minutes and opt to extend the time with me?

Who know but lets find out just ask for Bree.

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Panty Boy Humiliation with Princess Bree

What is it with you guys and your panties?

Ok like I know panties are super sexy and they feel great so maybe thats it?

But nahhhh I think you guys just love knowing you could be busted at any moment with your panty lines or better yet you laundry hamper diving to hunt down for the perfect pair of dirty panties.

Cause lately its Princess Bree I have my girlfriend’s panties on. Princess Bree I bought panties. Princess Bree I am a panty boy!

Like dude stop the bus and back it up some… You have a girlfriend and can steal her panties? How the fuck did a panty boy get a girlfriend? Actually thats what I wanna know more than the why your wearing panties.

How has your girlfriend not busted you for wearing panties? Cause I am like 99999% sure I would figure out my boyfriend is stealing my panties and wearing them. Like you would stretch them out.

No not by your package. Cause lets face it all you guys phoning me have small dicks so those panties are not getting misshapen in that area haha. No but like your hips have to be bigger than your girlfriend’s.

Ohh unless you fucks date fat chicks!

That has to be it you panty boys date the big girls cause they are the only ones will have you. They probably know you are a panty boy but over look it cause like they are desperate for cock. Hey how do you fuck them big girl pussies with such a small cock?

Wait is this were you tell me noo Princess Bree my girlfriend is super hot! Then you must have a very thick wallet hahah cause dude the only thing thats 3.5″ that I get excited over is a credit card with no spending limit. Yup I said it.

Well I am off to sort though my panty draw figure out which ones need to go and which ones bring me joy or some bullshit like that. Guessing for you panty boys they all bring you joy hahah.

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex Princess Bree

So guys seem so think just cause I am younger I dont know jack shit about dick size. Well here to say you fuckers with the small cocks need to know that I know what a decent cock should measure and I definitely know what a great cock should look like.

When you call up and say oh baby I got some amazing meat for you to ride and the description starts out with anything under 7′ then fuck ya that dream of my hot teen princess ass bouncing up and down on your dick turns into a small penis humiliation phone sex session.

This blog should lay proof that I am not gonna pussy foot around the details on what I like for cock size and I am definitely not gonna hold back the laugh when you start telling me how 4 inches can satisfy my pink princess pussy. Please!

The only thing that will satisfy me at 4 inches is whats in your wallet. I was just about to go in and say what does impress me in the man meat department but ya know what thats far to fucking easy you need to sit your pathetic ass down and call me. Dial up for some awesome small penis humiliation phone sex from the hottest bratty princess around. I will tell you all the awesome details on what cock size gets me off. What kind of dicks make me weak. Etc. Heads up it wont be yours.

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Ass Fetish Freaks Come Kiss my Butt Hole!

So not sure if like guys have suddenly become ass worshipers or they were just too embarrassed to say they had an ass fetish and wanted to shove a tongue up a girls ass.

Probably both cause there seems to be an awful lot of guys annoying on the phone lately how they wanna tongue fuck my perfect princess ass. Now I am not gonna say no to such a thing for I love a good rim job.

Girls who say no to a guy tongue fucking their ass cause they think its gross are totally missing out. There is nothing better plus its great to see the look on a guys face when you go, “hell no i wont kiss you. I know where you tongue has been. Umm eww!”

Just cause I want you worshiping my ass every which way doesnt mean I want that shit tasting tongue back in my mouth. Umm nasty!

You can keep your tongue doing what its suppose to be doing which is kissing my butt hole!

Fucking love saying “Kiss my butt hole!”

Ya there are other nastier saying I could toss out at you but eh that just has that element of brattiness to it, dont ya think?

So give me a call and tell me if your new to ass worship or you were just too afraid to say you wanted to tongue fuck a butt hole. I mean I will probably laugh at you any ways cause that is what I do but you know. I am rather curious when your ass fetish started.

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Bratty Phone Sex Princess Bree Loves Humiliating Losers

So like I know you kinky fuckers all wanna get in this bratty phone sex princess pants but like who really wants to fuck you? Between your old man limp dick issues and slamming back the lil ole blue pills and well mr limpy just aint rising at attention to the old star spangle banner.

Right this is where you tell me how mean I am but really we both know humiliation phone sex is where is at for you and the things you call lil blue mints just so your ego feels better. What too much?

Well if you want to be all pampered n shit then ya can hit up one of the milfs or granny’s who do phonesex pretty sure they are use to men not getting it up and can coddle you. Me? I dont give a shit about your feelings or emotions or masculinity. Straight up if you cant get it up then I will be laughing my ass off at you. See thats what this bratty phone sex princess does.

Never have I ever said I was sweet and wonderful and caring. Your here to amuse me in some fashion and if its not to fuck my brains out with some amazing cock then well best start doing your best circus act cause well I need to laugh!

Swing your limp dick around. Wave it too and fro. Suck back on another mans dick. I really dont give a shit what you do but humiliation is the key to you entertaining me!

Yes even you small dick losers can get in on the giggles!

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Blue Ball Phone Sex with Princess Bree

Who knew that saying I love giving guys blue balls would have you all going OMG Bree your so fucking mean. Like did you just crawl out from under a rock or something?

Duh!

Be it real life orgasm denial or blue ball phone sex fantasies I am all over making you totally uncomfortable. Hah! Making you hard and those balls swollen with no satisfaction in sight is sort of my thing, ya know.

Ok well apparently you dont know for most of ya were all your not that mean are you? Which I was totally smiling through going nah. This sweet face? Could I be that mean? Never!

Then laugh when they were all ok so you will let me cum? Please! Like I give two shits about you shooting cum everywhere. Or is it more like a few dribbles I mean losers with small dicks only ever have a few drops.

If anything me pushing you into a blue balls phone sex call is doing you a fucking favor cause I am making you build up that nut juice into something worthy of releasing. May take a few orgasm denial calls but we can get you to a point of an awesome orgasm.

So maybe stop thinking of me doing you a disservice during a blue ball phone sex call and more how you can control your orgasms. Hell ya like I am being super thoughtful. Oh gawd! Never mind think of me as a bratty bitch that is ruining your orgasm and life. I prefer that.

Give your favorite bratty princess a call today for some blue ball phone sex fantasies.

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Phone Sex Princess Bree Humiliates a Wanna Be Cum Piggy

So in typical phone sex Princess style I have been busy enjoying the fucking awesome weather on the west coast. Ya you think that Canada means its the land of ice and snow and well brrr. Fucking far from the truth its been sun, sand and bikinis. Ok so the bikinis are a bit far off but not that much. hahah.

When my ass aint soaking up the sun its around for your fucked up losers kinky, taboo sexual fantasies. Dude like OMG the shit that goes through your minds to get your dicks hard. FUCK!

Well most of you know cause I blog about ya! Why should I be the only one to giggle over the humiliating shit that happens on the phone. Nah! Like take all the blogs about taboo brian he is one fucked up cum hungry dude.

Why bring him up well cause he called of course! That little wanna be cum piggy called me last night cause his boring vanilla wife was sound asleep and he needed to whack one off since should wouldnt spread her legs. Wonder what she would think if she knew the sick filthy things he thought about to get his dick hard? Haaaaaa!

Well Taboo Brian was a totally fucking jerk off last night wandering around a camping site twiddling his cock here and there trying to thinking totally taboo things. HINTING about what he would like to do cause he didnt wanna speak too loud and alter the people in tents that they had a full on cum craving creep wandering around.

Yup dont fear the wild life! Ya got to fear the dude in slot 10 who will jump out and suck your dick. The whole time Bree dont make me do anything stupid I gotta stay normal. Dont make me a cum piggy. Hah like I am his kyrptonite. Dont worry Taboo Brian your phone sex princess’ got your back lets go spew some cum on the side of your camper right underneath where your pathetic wife is sleeping.

OH and Taboo Brian is traveling to the OC so this wanna be cum piggy will be on the hunt for some dick. He is wanting a train to fill him with sticky jizz. Cant remember the dates but those in the area get your dicks ready a very deprived slut is on its way.

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