Hot Bratty Princess Bree

Kay this weekend is looking like it will royally suck for beach activities. Gonna have to figure something else out. Hoping its not a sign that I will have to put my bikini and beach wear a way cause like teasing old men with my hot bratty princess body is what gives me that extra razzle dazzle to my day.

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Ok not the word I wanted but like suddenly my Mom entered and was sprinkling in her mom isms. Blah fucking hate when that happens. If only she knew I was using her words in a kinky fetish phone sex blog about teasing old men with my hot body. Ya she would faint. No doubt about it.

Like OMG I was sitting in the backyard when I was home a few weekends ago. It was right hot so wore my bikini the whole time. Yup the old man from next door was out all weekend doing yard work and peeping over the fence perving out on this hot bratty princess body.

Sure he was all chatting me up trying to pretend it was some old man sweetness but we both know he was taking those mental pics that would have him stroking his old man junk till he shot a load out.

I would be all ewww. Well ok ya the visual is yuck but like hey dude if my hot body can raise that wrinkly hot dog then stroke away just dont have a heart attack alright. I mean it would be a wicked compliment but eh dont wanna have a death on my hands you know!

So yup if you are wanting to be like the pervie neighbour and worship this hot bratty princess body then by all means call and lets chat about some sick fetish phone sex stuff. You know you pervs love the taboo stuff.

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Bratty Phone Princess Bree loves to Humiliate

So apparently all this bratty phone princess needs to do is sit on a park bench and eat her lunch to make men feel less than worthy in life. Ok  so like there is more too it than just that. The full on details to make a man feel a full sense of humiliation is to eat a fucking banana in front of him.

Well not like I was sitting there set on the purpose of seeing how many men I could make feel less than worthy of fucking any pussy let alone call themselves a man by eating one banana. It just sort of happen.

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See my friend and I were in the grocery store picking up some yummies for a super impromptu lunch at the park. This lil grocery store has a guy making sushi right there so like primo sushi at crazy cheap prices and no line up. Its the bomb and really making my mouth water for some right now.

Well after we snag some sushi we head off to get some veggie and well pass these massive bananas like nearly 3 hands from end to end. My hands I should say. So she goes I doubt you could eat that whole thing. Well my mind was like huh eat it more like what lewd n crude things could I do with it?

Then my bratty phone princess brain clicked in and well lets just say the walk to the park had my brain going over n over what things I was gonna do with it.

Innocent things like how the fuck I was gonna eat this monster Naner.

Gessh do you think I am always thinking perverted things?

Ya course I was my brain was on over drive wondering what guys would be all drooling watching me eat this thing and what guys would give away they have a pint size dick.

Oh and those small dick losers did not disappoint like I didnt even have to verbally humiliate their small size. Just held up the banana while I had a chat with my friend over dumb shit we were watching on Netflix. Deep into the Circle if ya must know.

Call and tell me what reaction you would have to two hot girls sitting in the park with a massive banana. Hell better yet lets make this a 2 girl call and have both of us humiliate you.

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Chastity Coefficient Fantasy with Bree

So your probably wondering what happened to Lock Down Dick? How frigging long was that chastity fantasy? Did I come up with a better name?

Ok so lets start with the name ya I think I have a way better name its actually something he said in one of our calls that had me near peeing my princess panties. He was calculating the melting of ice ya and was talking me through his calculations the coefficient of this and the blah of that. Ya I lost if and was like woah dude you know your some geeky nerd dude when… So thinking Chastity Coefficient I know coefficient should come first but it doesnt roll off the tongue as nice coefficient chastity. Chastity coefficient ya know. Course when I googled the definition of coefficient is a constant by which a variable is multiplied. Likely hood your getting out of chastity is a constant zero!

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Did our time get extended nope. He finished up work and was off to spend some time at home then some snow storm bs happened and well his time without chastity was extended. Course that does mean I am sitting here pondering when he will be free from mother natures cock cage and put back into mine and well lets just say probably wont be as nice.

Our time together surprising he was chomping at the bit to be caged sooner than expected but its only cause his balls were screaming for attention and I was not having any of that shit. Let him run his mouth off and off and well off some more. Flap them gums baby. Hell he even flapped his gums into a full circle cause idle handles n all. He actually fucking spewed ideas he was thinking about while he couldnt touch himself. Like talk about being such a kind and considerate caged up dick.

Anyways thats a super quick run down on what happened. My sexy ass is logged in for calls currently and love to humiliate someone today. What can I say its just that kind of day.

Hey Chastity Coefficient what do you think of the name???

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Chastity Fantasies with Princess Bree

Usually chastity fantasies arent my jam. I mean like denying you my pussy totally rock those orgasm denial phone sex calls day and night. Do it in my sleep.

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However chastity fantasies are a bit different over the phone not like you can mail me the key and let me be an actual keyholder. Come to think of it probably a good idea I tend to lose shit all the time. Favorite ring no clue where it is right now. Earrings never come home with a pair or well super rare that I do.

Building up your faith in me haha. Good it shouldnt.

So why am I talking about chastity when its not something I totally do? Well super simple when someone comes to me with a wicked idea on how to get them into chastity that is quick and painless then ya it can happen. Other than that I am all for chastity phone sex role plays. That shit is hella fun!

Its not that I am against it at all I mean this is the ultimate denial phone sex fantasy isnt it? Or maybe its just for me cause I dont have to do any of the heavy lifting. Your the one staring at that cock day in and out in a cage questioning why you opted to do this for a random girl on the phone.

Oh wait maybe shouldnt make you think about this on that level haha never mind. You love that cage. You need that cage. Let me put you in that cage.

Ok so now that I have squirreled myself all over the place in this blog. Back to why I am talking about chastity fantasies. Cause this guy reconnected with me after some time. He lost my number and was playing with others but no one and I mean NO ONE compared to me. His words not mine but you all know its fucking true.

So boom he is back and come up with even better way to torture himself and deny touching his cock. Gotta say this game is rather fun.

We arent that far into the process and he is already uncomfortable with being locked up. YUP loving it!

Best news was hearing our 5 day lock down might get extended depending on his work schedule. The only time I am happy to hear about a lock down being fucking extended!

Dont worry you will be kept up dated on what happens with Mr Lock Down Dick. May  have to work on the name some but ya get the idea.

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Anything Goes Phone Sex with Bree

Apparently I need to rethink the whole anything goes to kinky phone sex mentality. Cause seriously dudes there is some limits to what I will do with YOU!

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Like this one guy was all let me make love to you princess. Show you how a real man will treat you. Then he started describing his dick and I was like *hand up* check please!

I definitely do not want any part of thing you call a dick. Do girls actually let you fuck them with that small cock? No ohhh hell no they cant. He broke into the whole but your an anything goes phone sex princess. Ummm ya I will talk about anything but apparently we found a limit its your 2 inch dick trying to treat me like a woman. Ugh! *shivers*

So let me redefine that anything goes phone sex deal when it comes to this perfect princess. Anything goes with your taboo kinky fetish fantasies. Ya we can have me kicking you in the nuts all night long. Cucking and making you eat out cream pies from my sweet fucking ass all day long. But you “making love” to me with anything less than an amazing cock. ya thats a straight up NOPE!

Seriously a girl has to have some standards. Mine are all around the size of your dick and I will not apologize for that. Not one fucking bit.

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Kinky Phone Sex Roleplay with Bree

Ya your favorite bratty princess is around and taking calls. I mean lets face it my social life has taken a bit of a nose dive the last few months thanks to a certain thing we all hate talking about. Since I am at home might as well log in to take kinky phone sex roleplay.

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Was gonna say forget that your at home but really your a fucking loser is isolation life any different than your usual one? I mean other than your now working from home and cant hear all the girls laughing as they walk on by your cubicle.

Dont worry my sexy princess giggle will be more than happy to fill in and remind you of what a loser you are. Giggling away while you try and get my attention. Listening to me talk about the last amazing dick I had and well even now with lack of dick I still wont fuck you.

How fucking sad is that?

Well I guess not really cause your fucking use to it right? All the girls ignore you and would rather go without sex than think of you as a sex possibility.

So ya might as well just keep that theme rolling in our kinky phone sex roleplay. I could be your girlfriend that is cucking you. Your girlfriend that is gonna tease your balls till they are blue.

Hell dont even have to be your girlfriend can be your co worker that you been drooling over. Sure you have some sweet masturbation stories to her.

Thats what I got for now course I am all up for just down right humiliation and reminding why a loser like you will never get pussy like mine. Dont even need the roleplay fantasy for that shit haha.

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Humiliation Phone Sex with Bree

Guess who called me yesterday? Dont worry I am not gonna make you sit there and guess it was Panty Princess haha. The fucker was in his bedroom twirling around in his girlfriend’s panties saying how pretty he looked in them. Course he had to double the afternoon fun by calling this awesome bratty domme and have me dish out some humiliation phone sex.

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Make him tell me all sorts of fun little tales. Like did you know any time he goes in to Victoria Secret to buy his girlfriend a present he picks what will look the best on him and what he wants to wear not what she will like. Hah. I mean I know you wankers with girlfriend’s always buy what you want to drool over but this guy literally buys what he wants to wear cause you know once she leaves the house he will be putting it on and parading around in it. Whispering as he walks by every mirror “What a pretty princess I am!”

No really he does say that! Well least he does for me while he is twerking that panty covered ass haha.

Oh and even her make up isnt safe from that princess wanna be. Ya he is diving into find that right shade of slutty pink or red to go with the lingerie he is wearing. So naughty but he doesnt care cause if she walks in he will totally tell her that he looks better in that stuff than she does anyways.

Ya I sit back and fucking laugh at how excited he gets when he is coached into saying all sorts of nasty things to his girlfriend. Well the idea of saying it. His lil clitty starts to dribble in those panties and well pretty much he is leaving his mark and saying I was here. These panties are mine!

The more I laugh during that humiliation phone sex call the more he moans and well then begs to play with his pussy. You know the routine. haha.

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Small Dick Loser Phone Sex with Bree

So that limp dick phone sex loser I wrote about before who was all please blog about  me! Well he called again. Except this time I was a right bitch cause he is sitting there with his under impressive dick in his hand probably refreshing my blog cause lets face it he has nothing better to do right now as he waits for me to write this.

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Well jokes on him cause its been what 2 days or something like that. Fuck I dont even remember when we spoke and with being under self isolation stuff you know my excuse isnt cause I was out getting any. It was straight up forgot about your limp dick loser ass.

Is that making your small dick quiver in your pants?

Fucking bet it is hahah.

Anyways he called up and was all tell me about the biggest cock you been with knowing full well it wasnt gonna be the size he is sporting in his tighty whity’s. Like 8 inches or more is what gets this girl excited and a girthy fucking cock too.

We talked about it and I will give up some length for the girth but like not gonna go crazy on that length thing still want some substance so that cock. He cant be build like a pop can in girth but only sporting 4 inches in length like come on that would be fucking stupid aint getting near me with that.

No talking about 8 inches and a fucking meaty cock where he pulls out and I am feeling my pussy still gaping. That sort of girth.

Well the more I talked about the girth and how he could get sloppy seconds but really I wouldnt even feel his small dick loser self slipping in.

Like at all.

Well that got him going.

Like hard core he was working up a sweat thinking about fucking me and my pussy being so stretched out he couldnt even feel those pussy lips around his cock.

And you know what thats a good thing cause I aint gonna fuck him anyways so get use to swinging that cock in the air.

Yup small dick phone sex loser even in the fantasy your not going to be feeling my pussy on your dick. hahah

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Humiliation Phone Sex Princess Bree

Just got off a small dick humiliation phone sex call. Well scratch that I didnt get OFF more like hung up the phone cause like I get off with your small dick losers!

This guy before he could come with that thing was all begging me to write about him. Please blog about me and let everyone know how pathetic I am. Please Princess Bree write a humiliation phone sex blog about our time together.

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Me being the bratty princess I am was like eh will think about it cause not gonna give him the jerk off satisfaction to know that ya I am gonna actually write a sph phone sex blog about his limp ass time with me. But he was super lucky cause I actually was about to head to my website and write something.

Now unlike some of you micro dick losers this guy has something down there its 7 inches but you all know that I LOVE big dicks so even his 7 inches aint enough to impress me. Ya let that fucking set in. 7 inch cock aint enough to impress this humiliation phone sex princess. FUCK YA!

Spent the half hour with him laughing my cute ass off. Well laughing at him and telling him all about the biggest dick I fucked and how I would make him watch that long dick fuck me. Then beg to experience what it would be like to slip his dick in a well used pussy. Only knowing I do not feel it.

Ya went from a sph call into a cuckold situation it was fucking awesome. The whole time he was moaning oh gawd your laughing at me. hahah Yup bet with each haha in this blog you can hear my laugh in your ears. Cause I am still laughing at your useless fucking dick.

Anyways thats enough jerk off material for your loser dick. Any ways I am off to enjoy my night, hopefully it will be spent giggling and laughing away at more sph losers wishing to eat the cum from my pussy.

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Phone Sex Princess Bree

Oh I know your fucking looking at this hot sexy phone sex princess! How can you not I mean I am everything your fat wife aint. Ya you go from looking at me in the mall with my VS shopping bags wondering what I have in there. Wishing you could see my hot sexy body in it.

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Then go home to your Lane Bryant wearing wifie. Ohhh how sexy those granny panties must look on that lard ass. What? Dont give me that excuse she looked like me when you met her. We both know your shrimp dick was not gonna bring home any sexy bitches like me. Those hot cheerleaders were ignoring your tuba playing ass.

Now you got the money though isnt that what goes through your brain. You stand there in the mall watching me shake my ass in my skin tight jeans. Squinting hoping to develop some mental powers that will let you see through that painted on denim to see my hot lace thong panties. Praying my panties will pop up the moment I bend over to put down my shopping bags.

Keep dreaming loser!

Well nah this bratty phone sex princess is all about humiliating you and well giving you some mental image to wank off too. Let you flip through the VS website hoping you can find those panties base off of the hint of lace popping up so you can visualize my hot ass in them.

Wanking off thinking of what fun it would be to take me on a lingerie shopping spree. Ohhh the fun you would have dressing me up. Just saying yes, “Princess buy what ever you like. Will you model it for me please?”

Is that dick getting hard right now? Well you best do something with it like give me a call and lets really have some fun!

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