Know its hump day and some of you losers think hey if I cant get some actual pussy then I will snag a hot phone sex princess!
Which you find out isnt gonna happen since a bratty princess like myself is only gonna spread her sexy legs for a nice fat dick. Well scratch that nice long, fat cock. Need to specify the long part too cause I know you stubby dicks seem to think width is fuckable it aint.
Well course them tic tac dick losers are all but we cant get it in real life please Bree let us imagine fucking you not jut getting some sph from a hot phone sex princess. How can I get into fucking a tiny dick loser even in a phone sex fantasy like I know I am a good actress an all but seriously I am NOT that fucking good. No way I can fake enjoying a limp dick loser cock even over the phone.
Ya ok where am I going with this right?
Well the last 4 calls today on Hump Day have been guys all telling me they belong to the foot long dick club. Ok not a full 12 incher but like over 10 inches. Seriously that big dick club is elusive and I am in no way gonna get 4 guys in a row saying they have a big dick in their hand. If they had some serious long trouser snakes they wouldnt be alone they would have some hot bitch on her knees charming that cock.
So yup this hot phone sex princess calls bullshit on that. You guys are impersonating someone with a big dick. Plus the tell tale sign is you would last longer than 3 mins. No long dick lover ever blew his load in 2.5 mins.
Yes the first guy I was all ooooo hey now this will be a awesome a big dick to enjoy during a phone fantasy then well that slipped away as the next guy called and well I am now at the point where I am giggling when you tell me how MASSIVE that cock is sure buddy boy!
Ok so the phone is ringing gonna go see what imaginary cock size the guy came up with this time. Yes I am rolling my eyes while I type that.
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