fuck did i ever get a good laugh at the small dick phone sex loser who just called me. like seriously this guy was all thinking I wanted to fuck his tiny 3 inch white dick. ya see even you are laughing right now. who wouldnt fucking laugh at that itty bitty micro cock. ya … Read more
hey losers!! went to visit my dad at his office total snooze fest usually. he wants to call me in to go over my life plan yadda yadda. some bullshit. wonder what would happen if i told him i was having far too much fun being a foot fetish brat so why would i want … Read more
ok get this my friend calls me and asks if i wanna go to some praise jesus weekend camp out. wtf! like its nearing october and you want my bratty phone sex princess ass camping out? apparently we will be in cabins. ok then the next thing is you want me to sit there and … Read more
hey fuckers! so what is it with the perverts and wanting a look under some hot teens skirt? like seriously do you not think we will fucking notice your loser ass following us around. well maybe i notice you fuckers more since i talk on the phone with you and it gives me some sense … Read more
hey panty sniffers. fuck was out shopping yesterday and this total panty pervert was following me around the mall. haha lucky day for him cuz i had on the sweetest jean skirt and purple sweater. hard not to wanna follow around my hot ass when you see my legs in that skirt. when i knew … Read more
ya this bratty phone sex princess has been super naughty in my catholic school uniform. hahah i swear like doesnt everyone make out in the confessional? really! the fucking nuns keep catching me in there with my panties around my ankles and telling me how its un god like. something about what would jesus do? … Read more
So I was trying to decide what drink I wanted to drink tonight and boom it hit me. hahahah. I found the drink for loser dick boys. The drink that will make shrimp dicks envious. Cause really this is the only way u will get near a pussy. hahahah Canadian Pussy. I mean even the … Read more
Hey Pain Sluts out there! Deck the cock with clothes pins. Fa la la la ow ow ow ouch. Tis the season to be screaming! Fa la la la ow ow ow ouch. Don we now our candle wax! Fa la la la ow ow ow ouch. Troll the ancient pain slut way. Fa la … Read more
its you fucking favorite bad catholic school girl. oh ya with even more naughty blasphemous phone sex stories. shit the amount of shit i do would make them teachers at the catholic school blush. hahah maybe if they weren’t the ones calling me up asking me to be the dirty student in the sick fantasy. … Read more
its sunday so this is totally the day to do this blog. hahah!!! was thinking shit what to blog about and ding. my catholic school girl phone sex call. this dude was reading blogs and going like way back totally testing my memory. he kept hitting my blogs about me wearing catholic school uniforms and … Read more
