hey hand fucks. well really this is about one particular hand fucker who loves when I call guys out about their inability to get pussy. ya he is married but even his wife knows his dick wont get her off. so she leaves him at home to entertain himself while she is entertaining her pussy … Read more
hey feet fuckers. ya your talking to the hottest phone sex princess around with the sexiest feet. really like i was out yesterday and omg every dude was staring down and my oh so cute pedicured feet in my roxy flip flops. like they were even a bit dusty cause i was at the beach … Read more
Hey guys out in pervert land. So I have finally got my blog up and running. I know took a long as fucking time. Unfortunately, it took so long cause I was trying not to loose all my wicked ass blogs of humiliation from all you sick freaks. Ya well that was an epic fail. … Read more
fuck did i ever get a good laugh at the small dick phone sex loser who just called me. like seriously this guy was all thinking I wanted to fuck his tiny 3 inch white dick. ya see even you are laughing right now. who wouldnt fucking laugh at that itty bitty micro cock. ya … Read more
hey losers!! went to visit my dad at his office total snooze fest usually. he wants to call me in to go over my life plan yadda yadda. some bullshit. wonder what would happen if i told him i was having far too much fun being a foot fetish brat so why would i want … Read more
ok get this my friend calls me and asks if i wanna go to some praise jesus weekend camp out. wtf! like its nearing october and you want my bratty phone sex princess ass camping out? apparently we will be in cabins. ok then the next thing is you want me to sit there and … Read more
hey fuckers! so what is it with the perverts and wanting a look under some hot teens skirt? like seriously do you not think we will fucking notice your loser ass following us around. well maybe i notice you fuckers more since i talk on the phone with you and it gives me some sense … Read more
hey panty sniffers. fuck was out shopping yesterday and this total panty pervert was following me around the mall. haha lucky day for him cuz i had on the sweetest jean skirt and purple sweater. hard not to wanna follow around my hot ass when you see my legs in that skirt. when i knew … Read more
ya this bratty phone sex princess has been super naughty in my catholic school uniform. hahah i swear like doesnt everyone make out in the confessional? really! the fucking nuns keep catching me in there with my panties around my ankles and telling me how its un god like. something about what would jesus do? … Read more
So I was trying to decide what drink I wanted to drink tonight and boom it hit me. hahahah. I found the drink for loser dick boys. The drink that will make shrimp dicks envious. Cause really this is the only way u will get near a pussy. hahahah Canadian Pussy. I mean even the … Read more
