SPH phone sex with Bree

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So the other day, I was playing around on my phone, right? Actually, I was waiting for my friend to come over so that we could go out, but she’d texted me a few minutes earlier to tell me that she was running late or whatever. So I was basically just killing time until she got there.

Anyway, I ended up fucking around on one of those apps where you get hooked up to talk to random people. It wasn’t something I’d choose to do in my free time, but I guess it was fine for when I didn’t have anything better to do, like SPH phone sex with you guys.

So this one dude I was talking to kept telling me how big his dick was, blah, blah, blah, the whole spiel that losers always do. And I was like, “Yeah, yeah, ok, whatever.” He must’ve got kind of offended at that or some shit cuz he was all, “Here, lemme show you.” Insert massive *eyeroll* like I really wanna see a dick pic.

This dumb ass sent me a dick pic, and omg, it was fucking tiny!!! Wtf did he think he had to be proud of there with that useless pinky finger looking thing?

I probably should’ve told him to call me for SPH phone sex like all you other losers, but I didn’t. I just HAD to say something, though. Like, really, dude? This conversation is OVER!

And that’s the story of how some random dude on some random hookup app got introduced to SPH by your favorite bratty Princess and the last fucking time I go on one of those hook up apps. Cause lets face it if I wanna deal with small dick losers I will just do some SPH phone sex calls. Seriously! Like I wanna look at that shit. *waves my size princess flag high*

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so this was a total fucking blast from the perverted phone sex past. taboo brian rang me up this week he hasnt lost his sick perverted touch even though the fucker got married. like ewww!

ya so that explains why he hasnt been all nasty with his favourite phone sex princess but honestly you travel all the time there is no excuse taboo brian why you cant break out into some taboo shit. like you can stop being a dick sucker just cause there is a ring on that finger.

i think not!

if anything just getting your face buried in pussy all the time should make you crave to get some dick nad not just any dick but that filthy i found them on craigslist and let them have their way with me dick. oh ya cause your a sick muthafucker.

ya so missed ya taboo brian.

next time lets get those dicks to your hotel room or better yet why not find a glory hole and you can compete with glory hole mark. oh shit ya lets have a competition to see who can get face fucked the most at a glory hole. who do you think will win?

i see glory hole mark winning only cause he has some experience around that sticky wall. hahah!

anyways I am around this weekend so catch me for some sick, perverted phone sex fun. ya that stuff you dare not tell anyone.

Bree

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Humiliation Phone Sex: Laughing at Hand Fuckers

hey hand fucks. well really this is about one particular hand fucker who loves when I call guys out about their inability to get pussy. ya he is married but even his wife knows his dick wont get her off. so she leaves him at home to entertain himself while she is entertaining her pussy with massive dick. well this night he decided he need to have a hot sexy princess like me to humiliate him. really like he had a better option. what is he going to do sit there and listen to him moan as he tries to get off. bet his hand was more than happy to dial my number for some hot and sexy humiliation phone sex.

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the moment i picked up he was all Oh my god i love how you call out pathetic fucks in your blogs. oh ya i just knew he was going to be small dick loser and if he want he was about to tell me why he needed to be humiliated beyond belief. yup wasnt long before he was telling me all about how his wife left him home to look at big dick porn while she was out with the girls. swear that is like every wives excuse. oh ya babe i am going out with my girlies aka getting my girlie parts fucked.

with each fucking pathetic detail he told me the more i laughed. the more i laughed the more he was fist fucking. ya cant say i blame him my giggle is pretty jerk off-able.

so for those other hand fuckers you can find my hot sexy princess around and more than ready to humiliate you.

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Glory Hole Mark returns to eat his own cum

Hey Cum Slurpers! So fucking awesome cum eating phone sex call like a week ago now. Ya, you can say it Bree why are we only now hearing about this fucking awesome call? Well cause part of it was I was waiting for Gloryhole Mark to call me back. Oh ya you all remember the adventures of Gloryhole Mark dont ya?

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He was the one who would hunt down the bathhouse places and the adult stores with the gloryholes for him to go eat cum. Well seems he was away working. Which from a stand point of cum eating must stuck cause he has no time to eat anyone else’s jizz but his own. BORING!

So whats he do like the first moment he can upon getting back? Fucking call his favorite phone princess of course. He was eager to get down to business. He was popping up on cam for me his dick rock hard, stroking away telling me how he can’t wait to perv out and well make my blog again cause he saw all his pervert adventures had disappeared. Total sadness for him and me really.

This cum eating freak was in a hotel which meant he was going to have a revolving door on his room of guys coming in with hard ons eager to unload into Glory hole Marks mouth. Fuck yes! Let the cum eating games begin! I wanna watch all this shit cause lets face it as much as your a sick freak for wanting to suck dick and eat strangers cum. Well I wanna watch it and force ya to do it. Waves my Princess Pervert Flag!

All this talk about making Glory Hole Mark have nasty sperm breath was getting him ready to blow his own nut batter all over his belly and well slurp it up. Oh ya I was cheering him on “slurp! slurp! SLURP!!!!” Which gets me thinking I am like the cheerleader for cum eaters out there. Seriously! I could have a cute little cheer uniform on and on my chest would be a little spermy haha that would so fucking rock!

Anyways, Glory Hole Mark must not of gotten any replies to his ad or got called into work cause this Cum Eating Princess never heard from him. Boooo! Like I was looking for the entertainment. So that sucked. But that doesnt mean I wont have some other suck freak ready to blow his load and gobble it up for me. Right?

Love to make another man eat his own cum for me. Who is up for it?

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hey cum eaters. ya what is it with the summer and guys are all hey cum eating ya i need to do that. is it cause you at the beach and seeing all those guys in speedos and shorts and well thinking of wanting to suck some dick and the next best thing is a fucking cum eating phone sex call? cause really we are only like 1 step away from a force bisexual thing. like i can go either way and really they all end the same… one big gob of sticky cum slithering down the back of your throat.

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ha bet that has you jerking your cock harder now dont ya. see bunch of sick freaks. i totally love that you guys are sick, perverted guys and are reaching for your phones in need of a little princess bree. really it makes my nights totally rock. but you know that i am so fucking gonna make fun of your nasty asses. hey it just the way i am.

so dont worry if you end up going to the beach and getting over excited with all those fuckers in their shorts and well water running over their amazing abs. fuck gets me hot too and thinking of sucking their cocks. you can call me and share your nasty gay fantasies. haha. lead ya into your cum eating fantasy oh i know you dont have to be all wanting to suck a cock fag boy. before you all send me messages about how i am stereotyping cum eater. i know some guys just want to slurp up their own ball batter and well need a hot phone princess like me to push them to eat up their sticky puddle once they cum. ya i wont forget ya.

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fuck did i ever get a good laugh at the small dick phone sex loser who just called me. like seriously this guy was all thinking I wanted to fuck his tiny 3 inch white dick. ya see even you are laughing right now. who wouldnt fucking laugh at that itty bitty micro cock. ya that small dick loser wanted to fuck my bratty princess pussy. umm ya dream on little dick loser. i only spread my sexy legs for real dicks.

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guess what that guy got, well aside from this brat giggling and laughing at him? no fuck get your mind out of the gutter like i would jerk off that fucking thing. eww! like i know i am a no taboo brat but come on there are fucking limits and touching that small dick is pretty much it. no i fucking teased his cock with my perfect bratty teen pussy. i knew he wanted it and wanted it bad but like he couldnt get it if he wanted it. haha!

oh dont be all that cruel. if you know me at all you know that i am all about teasing small dick losers isnt that what small dick phone sex humiliation is all about? well if it aint i didnt get the memo cause that is what i have been doing is teasing itty bitty dicks since i started doing phone sex.

so that means i fucking rock at humiliation calls too!

what are you waiting for? like call me and lets have some fun with your small dick well so i can have some fun with it by laughing at it.

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SPH Phone Sex: Canadian Pussy You Can Get

So I was trying to decide what drink I wanted to drink tonight and boom it hit me. hahahah. I found the drink for loser dick boys. The drink that will make shrimp dicks envious. Cause really this is the only way u will get near a pussy. hahahah
Canadian Pussy. I mean even the name is so perfect.

1oz Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey

1 oz Peach Schnapps

1 oz Orange Juice.

Mix all together in a shaker with ice and pour into shot glasses and serve.

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See is a quick drink for shrimp dicks cause really what will you do with a tall drink. One sip an ur exploding anyways that close to a pussy. And don’t worry this isn’t just for shrimp dick it goes for limp dick wonders too. Well any loser boy that knows their dick wont be finding a pussy tonight. hahaha.

How many of you thought I was actually going to like hand over helpful tips on getting some hot canadian pussy? OMG you guys are even bigger losers than I thought.

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