Hell Ya! Its almost Christmas and you know what I am kind of in a giving spirit. Well not like I am gonna be sucking or fucking some small dick loser sorry this bratty phone sex princess just aint into that kind of charity. But what I am into is fucking Santa with my nice … Read more
So like I know you kinky fuckers all wanna get in this bratty phone sex princess pants but like who really wants to fuck you? Between your old man limp dick issues and slamming back the lil ole blue pills and well mr limpy just aint rising at attention to the old star spangle banner. … Read more
why the fuck do guys with small dicks think they can worship a hot teen girls pussy? no i am serious here! was on a date the other day and the guy really should of been a fucker calling me for some small penis phone sex humiliation and not thinking he was gonna be slipping … Read more
I always say dont ask a fucking question if your not prepared for the answer especially when it comes to dick size! Honestly. Swear every time I answer a dick size question it turns into a small dick humiliation thing. Not that I try to make it that but come on you know I am … Read more
So the other day this guy asked me if I would date someone who had a small cock? WTF why do you even ask such a stupid ass fucking question. Well here is the deal unlike the last fucking 50 girls who you asked who all were too worried about hurting your feelings, I aint. … Read more
Y’all fucking know I love humiliation phone sex stuff like ya call up for some sph and I am all over that shit. Some times the degradation type talk just happens like I dont even try to make fun of you but hey you losers make it so easy… can’t help it! Well I could … Read more
So the other day, I was playing around on my phone, right? Actually, I was waiting for my friend to come over so that we could go out, but she’d texted me a few minutes earlier to tell me that she was running late or whatever. So I was basically just killing time until she … Read more
hey hand fucks. well really this is about one particular hand fucker who loves when I call guys out about their inability to get pussy. ya he is married but even his wife knows his dick wont get her off. so she leaves him at home to entertain himself while she is entertaining her pussy … Read more
fuck did i ever get a good laugh at the small dick phone sex loser who just called me. like seriously this guy was all thinking I wanted to fuck his tiny 3 inch white dick. ya see even you are laughing right now. who wouldnt fucking laugh at that itty bitty micro cock. ya … Read more
So I was trying to decide what drink I wanted to drink tonight and boom it hit me. hahahah. I found the drink for loser dick boys. The drink that will make shrimp dicks envious. Cause really this is the only way u will get near a pussy. hahahah Canadian Pussy. I mean even the … Read more
