I always say dont ask a fucking question if your not prepared for the answer especially when it comes to dick size! Honestly. Swear every time I answer a dick size question it turns into a small dick humiliation thing. Not that I try to make it that but come on you know I am gonna wanna a decent size cock.
Yes this is a rant. Like ya havent learned by now that I am either all oh yay so and so called me or ranting about some fucking small dick loser. Plus its my blog so I can do what the fuck I want. Dont like it click the little x at the top of the screen.
Anyways this guy friend was all Bree what size dick makes you cum hard? I know weird friend but we were drinking and well I dont believe in sugar coating anything. If he has the balls to ask then I am gonna answer. So I said 9 gets me fucking creaming hard core but I really wont fuck anything less that 7. The dude suddenly went all OMG your a size queen.
Really? Did we just start hanging out? Course I am a size queen just cause I am 5’2 doesnt mean I am gonna settle for a dude who is pint size in the crotch department. Fuck that shit. I wanna man who can make my eyes pop out when he drops his drawers.
So then he went from a happy drunk to hitting the shots hard core and near crying ” I will never get laid” Oh gawd! Your one of those!!!! I talk to you all the time during a small dick humiliation phone sex call *massive eye roll* Now being a friend I could comfort him and say ya you will find a girl who will love you for your small wiener but the bratty domme won over and well I blame the alcohol.
The dude was like ugly crying over his pint size penis. There is no comforting that. And well I lost it when he told me he had a 5.5 inch cock. Sorry bratty princess was unleashed. Who will fuck that shit????
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