Bree’s Horny Phone Sex Pay Pig

A certain horny phone sex pay pig was reaching for the phone and his wallet the other day. You all know who that is Wally, who was traveling for work and course knew he had to spend some time and money on his favorite bratty princess.

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He tells me stories of how he will randomly and secretly spoil girls in his path which is cool but it doesnt fill that need he has. The one where a girl fully knows he is spoiling them and well lets face it. Only. Wants. MORE!

That is how he became a phone sex pay pig that desire to hear a hot sexy princess say open that wallet its mine. Give me what it contains. Lord know he wont hear a girl asking for whats in his pants. Well the front zipper area. Nah that back pocket is all we hot girls want.  That thick bulge cause we know you bulked up at the bank machine.

Wally is probably reading this getting super hot and horny all over again as  you should. Actually there is no probably about it he is. Cause I know your reading this Wally my lil phone sex pay pig, that tip the other day was very disappointing. I know for a fact you can do better. You will do better with tipping on the next round of wallet fucking calls too.

Hopefully this blog will have dear phone sex pay pig Wally pushing for another business trip away, so he can make it up to me. Ya and the whole hang up shit doesnt make up for the tip shortage. One had nothing to do with the other for this bratty princess.

Cant wait to hear from ya again Wally 🙂

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Guided Masturbation Phone Sex with Bree

So what is it with you guys wanting to do a guided masturbation phone sex call? Seriously, like have you not figured out by now how to stroke your own cock?

Or is it one of those things where even your own hand is bored with what its having to do? So ya this sounds like I am complaining but really its more a WTF? Do you expect me to do with that limp piece of meat between your legs. Well some of you might have a bit of a bone to work with but ya know.

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Sure I have been doing phone sex for awhile now and all but honestly are you wanting me to give ya like a road map on how to stroke your dick? Or do you want me to describe some hot sexy fantasy that you will never be apart of in real life. Ya I know “Bree your a bitch!” but really I wanna know!

Like all these years of doing guided masturbation phone sex have to say that has always been a question on my mind. Rather silly to ask now but ya know better late than never. Which I cant say for you guys, your dicks never cum at the right time hahah.

So ya give me a call and lets talk over the finer points of this masturbation thing. Instructions vs fantasy vs whatever. Then I can go back to not giving a shit hahaha.

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Blue Ball Phone Sex with Princess Bree

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Who knew that saying I love giving guys blue balls would have you all going OMG Bree your so fucking mean. Like did you just crawl out from under a rock or something?

Duh!

Be it real life orgasm denial or blue ball phone sex fantasies I am all over making you totally uncomfortable. Hah! Making you hard and those balls swollen with no satisfaction in sight is sort of my thing, ya know.

Ok well apparently you dont know for most of ya were all your not that mean are you? Which I was totally smiling through going nah. This sweet face? Could I be that mean? Never!

Then laugh when they were all ok so you will let me cum? Please! Like I give two shits about you shooting cum everywhere. Or is it more like a few dribbles I mean losers with small dicks only ever have a few drops.

If anything me pushing you into a blue balls phone sex call is doing you a fucking favor cause I am making you build up that nut juice into something worthy of releasing. May take a few orgasm denial calls but we can get you to a point of an awesome orgasm.

So maybe stop thinking of me doing you a disservice during a blue ball phone sex call and more how you can control your orgasms. Hell ya like I am being super thoughtful. Oh gawd! Never mind think of me as a bratty bitch that is ruining your orgasm and life. I prefer that.

Give your favorite bratty princess a call today for some blue ball phone sex fantasies.

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Bree Loves Humiliating Phone Sex Losers

Hey phone sex losers! Ya your favorite bratty princess found her way back to  her blog what can I say between fucking you over on the phone and well just having fun off the phone my blog time rather sucks. I fully admit it and well get over it.

I was on the phone with Wally the dude that loves to be all OMG Princess you deserve my paycheck. I will do what ever you want. That guy! Well we were talking about phone sex losers mainly how he fit the list of losers but there was also this discussion on real life losers.

You know those losers that I love to tease to the point of getting them rock hard and giving them the ultimate in blue balls cause well it makes me happy. My happiness is the most important thing in the world right? Duh YES!

There was this one friend and well he still is a friend  cause well I like torturing him with what he cant have. Plus he is good for a laugh. Girl needs one of those twits in her life.

My friend spent quite a bit of money on me at the bar and I was all fuck  ya bring it on! He thought he was gonna get in my panties. OH SHIT NO!

Just cause you spend your pay cheque on me doesnt mean you will be getting in my panties. I choose who gets in there. Trust me this fucker doesnt qualify as princess pussy worthy. He couldnt get a leaky tap wet!

So afterwards we were hanging out at his place and I was all well your my entertainment lets see how far I can push you. AKA how blue can I get this fuckers balls. haha.

He was all grinding and dry humping my hip begging for my pussy. Which you phone sex losers all know I wont give up at just any fucker. You have to be fucking awesome to get my pussy. The grinding only proved he was not worthy of such an amazing pussy cause he lacked the inches to impress. Haha

It was super fun to watch him thinking he was gonna get somewhere. That all those drinks he bought me were to “loosen me up” Sorry there isnt enough drinks to get me ready for THAT.

Did enjoy giving him massive blue balls though. How about you? In need of being humiliated and denied by a hot bratty princess? Oh you so are give me a call.

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Princess Bree Gives Cum Eating Phone Sex Instructions

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So often I hear Bree your such a brat like they expect that to come as a huge surprise! Umm Thanks that’s exactly what I am going for. Why hide the fact that I am a brat. Honestly, your gonna figure it out pretty fucking quick once I open my mouth and your left drooling for more. Even notice more when your listening to me dish out some cum eating phone sex instructions. Like really that will have you going OMG she is fucking vicious! As I deny you that orgasm and have you licking your lips for that precum. Ha!

Ya I totally love it!

See I am not gonna change being a bratty fucking princess one bit. Why bother when I have so much fun. You guys are so eager to impress me while your jerking off your cocks to my instructions. Asking does this impress you Princess? Like I give a shit. Are you close to cumming? Awesome lets ruin that shall we?

Oh oops that was a bit of a detail I shouldnt of gave away. Yes I will ruin your orgasm and leave you with blue balls hahaha. Its the best and as much as your whispering under your breath what a bratty fucking bitch I am your loving it too. Swear its my lovely giggle that makes you wanna keep on doing what I want over n over again.

Dont worry I know your eager to eat up that cum. Like your licking your lips. Near smacking them in my ear as a reminder thats why your here. Haha. I havent forgotten one bit. Totally teasing you with that fact you wanna swan dive your tongue into a fist full of sticky sperm.

I will get to it when my brattty self is ready. For now you can call and we can work those balls into a jizz tornado with my joi.

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Creampie Phone Sex Fantasies with Bree

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So in the days leading up to Glory Hole Mark big move. Hell it could be one state over but really when we are talking about the ability to suck cock freely again its a massive move. Dont give a shit who you are. Well we were having a little chat and he was all giddy with OMG OMG OMG I cant wait to get some dick in my mouth. Ok maybe it wasnt quite like that but really in my Princess head I had him skipping and dancing around his place haha. No lie!

The party all ended when Glory Hole Mark told me he was bummed out cause he hasnt been able to hook up with this girl. Cause I was thinking they work some crazy schedule but NOPE! This girl has a boyfriend. I know total dog right? But Glory Hole Mark isnt into fucking her, well maybe he is but he is after a sweet cream pie. Oh ya they cant time it right for her to get fucked and then the boyfriend leave so Glory Hole Mark dive in between those sweaty legs and eat out her dirty cream filled pussy.

Well fuck me looks like we need to move on to some creampie phone sex there Mark! Cause thats some sick ass fantasy and I LOVE it!

Course as we are talking Glory Hole is saying he wants a couple to have fun with and well me I am all OH ya a couple would be awesome so then you can have more creampies to eat. I was thinking a few attached girls to play with and well he was thinking a man and woman to watch fuck and he can get a freshly fucked pussy. My bad.

Really both sound pretty awesome and I guess that makes me a bigger freak than I thought. Which one would you like? Cause I think both would be awesome to talk about in a creampie phone sex call. Hah!

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Wallet Fucking Phone Sex with Princess Bree

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Anything for you Princess!

Yup that is like my favorite thing to hear. Followed by “Whatever will make you happy, Princess.” Racking up your credit card with presents makes me happy. Knowing that card is reaching the limit cause its filled with things for your Princess. My Paycheck getting fatter while your wallet is getting thinner. Yup makes me happy.

Oh ya you know who this fucking blog is about the one and only WALLY! Having his wallet drained by yours truly. Honestly it has been way too long since he had called so that meant the wallet was extra fat for me.

Sure he has a girlfriend and all but really lets face it that girlfriend will not be able to work that wallet over quite like me. She cant sweet talk him like I can. Promising him all sorts of things then denying him it as a special phone sex princess can.

I mean his girlfriend can try but in the end she will fucking pay up with spreading her legs. YUCK! Wally knows my legs wont open for him. Well they do as I slide on a pair of hot panties to cover up my pussy. Haha! Access denied Wally Boy!

So go on have your girlfriend but I know your wallet really belongs to me.

Your wallet begs to be drained by me.

After all you get so fucking hard seeing those wallet draining charges on your credit card statement. Its like my gift to you. Wow isnt that thoughtful of me. A gift that gives long after we talk.

Oh Wally you probably already jerked off to those last wallet fucking phone sex charges so best work on getting another business trip soon. My paycheck could do with some Wally time.

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Cum Eating Fantasies with Bratty Phone Princess Bree

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GLORY HOLE MARK! Finally got off his knees long enough to grab his phone and call me. Oh I really hope he purelled his hands ewww! Its been fucking forever dude since ya told me about your sick cum eating fantasies. Ya I said fantasies this dude hasnt got any cum in his mouth other than his own in for-fucking-ever. Got to say majorly disappointing this bratty phone princess.

Honestly like I am pouting right now. Over the fact you havent taken a sticky load of semen down your throat since ya moved to the east coast. Booooo! I would of thought your move out there would of had you gobbling up nut butter like no tomorrow but boy was I wrong. Least your just as disappointed too. So disappointed he is moving back home where the land of the cocks are!

No more cum eating fantasies for that cock sucker! Bring on the dicks.

Pretty sure Glory Hole Mark will be posting craigslist with some ads prior to his arrival so that before the moving truck hit his new place he will have already put some cum stains on that floor.

Just a word to the wise ya may wanna vacuum up the knee impressions on the carpet prior to the movers. Oh fuck who am I talking to this is Glory Hole Mark a sick cock sucking fuck you will leave them there to let those beefy dudes know you will happily take their cock deep in your throat as a tip. Oh wait thats your tip. Your still gonna have to break out the wallet buddy.

Can not wait to hear all about your move and the fun times in your new places. BYOC. Bring your own Cum is your new house motto.

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SPH with Bratty Fucking Phone Sex Princess Bree

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So the other day this guy asked me if I would date someone who had a small cock? WTF why do you even ask such a stupid ass fucking question. Well here is the deal unlike the last fucking 50 girls who you asked who all were too worried about hurting your feelings, I aint. This bratty fucking phone sex princess maybe Canadian and from the land of the all mighty sorry but let me fucking tell you when it comes to a dude with a small fucking dick I am not gonna let you go around thinking the motion of the ocean is gonna get a girl off. That all ya need is a good tip.

BULL SHIT!

Girls want to get FUCKED man! A fucking hard pounding if you cant offer up a decent cock then what the fuck are you good for? NADA best slap your tiny dick in some panties and start learning to suck some cock. Oh fuck ya I said it bitch. This bratty fucking phone sex princess just called you out for not being a man.

So really its a good thing you came here to find out how to be a sissy bitch or least a cuckold who can fluff some serious big cock for your girlfriend cause it aint fair to let her suffer with that ummm thingy between your legs.

I know I would be off fucking other guys with some big ass cocks hahaha but hey thats just my personal opinion you can keep hunting around for a girl that wont humiliate men for having a small dick. I know there are lots of those around that will coddle your lame ass. Oh shit did you just hear that my eyes just hit the back of my head from that massive eyeroll!

So grab your panties and call me already before you small cock goes limp and you cant find it again!

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Wallet Rape Phone Sex with Bree

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Shit the wankers are coming out of the closets this week. Like last week fucking Taboo Brian called up and this week Wally dialed up to spoil his fav phone sex princess. Course I had to ask where the fuck he had been? If I am your favorite then really how can you go so long with not talking or spoiling me?

The answer?

He fucking got a girlfriend. Like a live, breathing, touchable, fuckable kind. Ya I had him repeat it too. Apparently phone wankers can get fucked in real life. Who knew?

Course its a new relationship and he is all OMG when can I tell her I am a closet freak? Umm never like HELLO that is why I am here. Plus I dont want her trying to dig those girlfriend fingers in your wallet. Thats all mine baby!

So open it up and lets get to pampering Me! Its been way too long since your wallet said Hi to my hot ass.

Ya reading this should get you twitching to spoil me some more there Wally. Shall I point out that there is a lovely link to my wishlist page in the bottom of this blog?? Well there is and you can buy me shit off it. Any fucking time. Hell do it when your sitting on the other end of the couch playing footies with the girlfriend. Ya honey I did like that movie. *click* present for Bree.

Yes I do think we should go see that movie on friday night. *click* present for Bree.

See how fucking hot that is? Oh ya emptying your wallet right under your sweet girlfriends nose. Hell ya bring it on!

Then there is always calling your favorite bratty princess for a wallet rape 🙂

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