hey losers! your favorite phone sex princess is back on her blog. ya probably be short lived but hey when your busy being a taboo phone sex loving princess the blogging takes a back seat. sorry! kind of.. sort of.. not really. bring on the fucking sick fetish calls from your panty sniffing, furniture humping freaks!
so now that i am here what the hell to write. hahah.
oh hell! i got new neighbours the last month and omg silver bengay couple. first i got to admit i was expecting them to be bitching about my music and shit. like its condo living the walls are decent but not great!
nope they cant hear my music nor my fucking. thank gawd. cause the wall we have in common is the bedroom one. just eww.
so like few weeks in and i am all omg i have grandma and grandpa living next door. *eyeroll* to one of my guy friends and he of course wants to bang the head board on the wall to see if they will bitch about this fetish phone sex princess getting some pussy action.
go in my bedroom and OMG they beat us to it. the old farts had their headboard banging on the wall! and if that wasnt bad enough!!!! it was a nice evening so our windows were open. yes both of ours. so we heard it ALL!
did you really think i would leave? hell the fuck no! went and grabbed some snacks and we listened like the dirty fucking perverts we were. damn had to start calling grandpa the silver bullet cause he was given’r good.
wait we may need to change that name cause that sounds like he was quick draw mcgraw (total mom quote right there haha) he was anything but quick they were going at it for like an hr. who knows how many orgasms she had.
was making both of us hot and horny though. who knew listening to grannies climax could be hot???
dont be all disgusted you know you would be all over that too. probably cheering them on your sick fucks!
ya when not taking fetish phone sex calls this bitch is listening to some high def porn audio hahah. well and trying to give it back to them too. cant have them out doing me in the sex department.
anyways the usual still applies here taking calls. being nasty and all that shit. will try to blog but really we know the truth haha.
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